Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!'
“What do we do with an upstart pony? What do we do with an upstart pony? What do we do with an upstart pony? Early in the morning. Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Early in the morning.”
3893520 its obv 'What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor ? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning.'
LOL cant believe you dint know that. Dint you play the new assasins creed? they sing that shanty a fair bit BUT that killed me what he sang. Fucking morbid but bloody brilliant
Woohoo, just caught up on the other story and now imma try with this one, so far of to a good start. I love Nigel, hope he's the same as in the other story's you have.
“At first glances it does indeed look like your standard armour Commander Chalmers, but let me ask you this,” Oppenheimer paused for effect. “Is your standard armour powered by not one but four antimatter reactors?”
“This suit here is a masterpiece Commander, featuring some of the most ground-breaking technology we’ve created.” Oppenheimer beckoned to a scientist with a hand, the selected man handing the chief researcher an information tablet. “Quantum storage chambers, Cloaking Generator, short-range blink pack, in-built wide-area sensors…”
“Did I mention that it has a jetpack in it?”
I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say that this suit will make Nigel so over-the-top-overgod-level-OP that even every character currently participating in the multiverse-spanning mass-collab fanfic/group The War of Understanding would stop, slowly turn to look at him, and say in nth part chorus "Wow, this motherf***er is overpowered as f***"
Hmmm? For some reason I seem to only be upset that the Captain was a girl. Not that there is anything wrong with a female in a position of power. Oh Faust no.
No I was upset that Nigel blew her to smithereens.
I do not condone abuse of women. Growing up with six older sisters as the only boy gave me excellent gentlemen training. Chivalry lives on in me.
Its why I don't like that women are allowed in the military. Believe me, I have the memories of many many injuries to prove that a woman can be a very capable fighter. Its just that the thought of a woman in pain or injured or killed in combat makes me quite ill.
Other than that, I'm am looking forward to Chalmers antics. Onwards into the abyss we go.
5766876 5775660 Backwards... Maybe. But seeing women hurt is something that almost instantly gets me ready to fight the "enemy" but context is everything. Like how most authors have a gender imbalanced equatria. So a female captain makes sense.
“What do we do with an upstart pony? What do we do with an upstart pony? What do we do with an upstart pony? Early in the morning. Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Teleport inside of her so she blows up! Early in the morning.”
Oh god. Someone make a youtube video for this. *Le Like*
7756857 "What will we do with a drunken whaler, What will we do with a drunken whaler, What will we do with a drunken whaler, Early in the morning?" I love that song
I love shuffle, it rarely works but when it does, it does. So im reading and about when he sees the earth pony scream and shout starts playing... when he teleports into her I hear 'bring the action' and i died
Yes.
Nigel M Chalmers everywhere!
...You've been playing AC Black Flag, haven't you?
XD XD XD That is all.
Next thing we know, Nigel will be one of the creators of the realm of Equestria.
Win. Just all the win....
Extreme lolage occurred... This has the makings of a great epic....
Aint no win like a Nigel M. Chalmers win
By the power invested in me I declare this a victory for the UIP.
And when will the changelings be joining his crew? I must know.
Another Nigel fic another insta fav.
When in doubt teleport into your enemies.
I hope the Human is the only one that becomes "that silleh fuckin' troll" throughout this glorious story; while the ponies are serious and realistic.
Oppenheimer: What did you do with my suit after getting wasted?
Nigel: Go inside a pirate unicorn mare, like a boss.
Every story you touch turns to gold stars.
+1
3738102 Lord Creator Nigel M Chalmers! !!
THIS
IS
THE
SHIT
Telefragging....God damnit i hate telefragging
Heil Chalmers!
Nigel 'aint gona be very happy!
You had both me and NIgel at `Jetpack'
WHAT IS THAT A PARODY OF?
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its obv
'What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor ?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.'
LOL cant believe you dint know that. Dint you play the new assasins creed? they sing that shanty a fair bit
BUT that killed me what he sang. Fucking morbid but bloody brilliant
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i like you for that picture of lyra lol
Woohoo, just caught up on the other story and now imma try with this one, so far of to a good start. I love Nigel, hope he's the same as in the other story's you have.
Oh and one more thing... THE ALLITERATION!!! IT BURRRNNNSSSSS
Nigel never ceases to crack me up!
"I AM NIGEL M CHALMERS AND I'M GONNA BE THE PIRATE KING!!!"
3893520 I am disappoint, go kill yourself
4635892 I am Nigel Supreme Ocean Fuhrer Chalmers, Lord of The Sea
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ALL OF MY LIKES
lol nice pun
I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say that this suit will make Nigel so over-the-top-overgod-level-OP that even every character currently participating in the multiverse-spanning mass-collab fanfic/group The War of Understanding would stop, slowly turn to look at him, and say in nth part chorus "Wow, this motherf***er is overpowered as f***"
Hmmm? For some reason I seem to only be upset that the Captain was a girl.
Not that there is anything wrong with a female in a position of power. Oh Faust no.
No I was upset that Nigel blew her to smithereens.
I do not condone abuse of women. Growing up with six older sisters as the only boy gave me excellent gentlemen training. Chivalry lives on in me.
Its why I don't like that women are allowed in the military. Believe me, I have the memories of many many injuries to prove that a woman can be a very capable fighter. Its just that the thought of a woman in pain or injured or killed in combat makes me quite ill.
Other than that, I'm am looking forward to Chalmers antics. Onwards into the abyss we go.
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that's a pretty backwards stance bro.
I only just read the first chapter and already I'm looking forward to the rest. Your Nigel stories never cease to make my day.
ughhh also fuck you context.
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Backwards... Maybe. But seeing women hurt is something that almost instantly gets me ready to fight the "enemy" but context is everything. Like how most authors have a gender imbalanced equatria. So a female captain makes sense.
I'm going to like this story
3817996 Agreed, I'd like to be a flight capable asshat.
Best sea shanty ever.
It is statistically proven that shouting "Alright" at the top of your lungs at the start of a story gives you more upvotes.
Oh god.
Someone make a youtube video for this.
*Le Like*
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"What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
Early in the morning?"
I love that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqSQMF6Ats0&feature=bf_next&list=FL-m8hIl6OrjHr3Ooanj0V9g ( Ignore the Anime pirates, Focus on the song )
Quite arousing.
I'm pretty sure I'm joking. Pretty sure.
I love shuffle, it rarely works but when it does, it does.
So im reading and about when he sees the earth pony scream and shout starts playing... when he teleports into her I hear 'bring the action' and i died
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The emojis doesnt make your comment look less horrible