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Brony_Fife


A simple writer with complicated taste.

Comments ( 40 )

Oh god, this is one of those fics.

I WILL NOT STOP! Lord Satan is pleased.

wat? When I read the title I thought it was gonna be a take on that dojin Holes. Now this...no words can really describe this. :twilightoops:

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I get the feeling that when I die, I'll be face-to-face with Lord Satan. When I appeal to God to let me get into Heaven instead, God's gonna be all, "Look at this. LOOK WHAT YOU WROTE. I mean, oh My Me, what IS this crap?!"

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Indeed it is. My Celestia. What have I done.

This is the stupidest, most random shit I ever read. So why in the Hell am I laughing like an idiot? :rainbowlaugh:

I hate you. :twilightangry2:

:moustache:

leo

"To celebrate the thwarting of an embarrassing elevation of the skin, Twilight decided to throw a Mexican barbecue right then and there. And I mean she actually rounded up a bunch of Mexicans, shoved them into a grill, and threw them off her lawn. Not only had she solved her pimple problem, Twilight Sparkle had also solved America’s immigration problem."

Oh estimado caballero... usted a tocado un tema crudo de la triste realidad de los inmigrantes ilegales... es por eso que debo admitir que me ha causado gracia su relato, ademas se ha ganado un nuevo seguidor.
saludos cordiales señor.

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Well, despite living in Texas, my Spanish is pretty bad. Either you're asking me out on a date or you want me to milk you. I'm not sure either offer is good.

leo

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I like the 2 offers :rainbowkiss:

leo

"Please stop reading this fic. Save yourself. It's only going to get worse. Pinki Pie takes a shit in the next chapter. On Fluttershy's face. Seven times. That's all it is. So stop reading. "

No.

The thought of Twilight's ass with a monocle and bubble pipe made me laugh too hard to be considered remotely sane. :eeyup:

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Aw, spread the love, dude!
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

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I tried to spell my feelings of joy, but it turns out you just can't spell :rainbowkiss:.

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... wait, what? lol :rainbowlaugh:

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Too late. And it's a randomfic, not really a trollfic. The difference is pretty noticeable.

The only fic crazier than this is the one where duke nukem posesses rainbow dash and tries to molest fluttershy. And even that made more sense.

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Here's a Walmart gift card. They sell senses of humor there.

He was in his bed listening to some Five-Finger Death Punch and reading a naughty magazine :eeyup: my life

*sigh*, this is badly written and boring, so i'm not even going to bother with the rest.

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Badly written? Sir or madame, this is meant as a randomfic. I suppose whether you find it boring or charming depends on the person, but the way it's written is meant to be rushed and fast, so that the reader gets to the jokes and puchlines faster. And why are you reading this at 3:33 AM?! Go to bed!

Twilight's ass is such an ass, don'cha know.

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Actually, everypony else act like complete asses, while twilight's ass is actually pretty supportive and motherly, even though its political opinions apparently get in the way. In that cyase, it's purty ironic, now, doncha know!

Avast! Twilight's talking ass! :twilightoops:

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AVAST YE LANDLUBBERS
IT BE CAPTAIN TWIN-PEAKS!

ARRRRR!!

331309 YO HO! I BE CAPTAIN RUFF-SEX. PERMISSION TO CUM ABOARD AND LOOT YOUR BOOTY!?

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*awkward silence*
OPEN FIRE, MEN! *kaboom*

*still laughing*
what in the name of our humblest celestia am i reading? :pinkiehappy:
doesn't matter, it is funny as(s) hell, so please continue to write! :D PLEAAAASSeeeee:raritydespair:

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I'm still considering ways this story can evolve into something dumber. But here's a hint of what's to come next:
I AM TIRE OF THIS WAHURLD

wat... da..... buck??? :rainbowhuh:

you have created a GREAT and POVERFULL ROFLFIC!

thank you fer zis!

I don't know why I decided to read this before your more serious works. Anyways, this sucks. Hopefully that was the point. Moving on.

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Good. It was meant to be as bad as possible.

Good Fic, Bad, Fic, Troll Fic, I don't care. This brought the biggest smile to my face from start to finish :'D although I enjoy tons of fanfics, this is the kind I mostly enjoy XD Well done :rainbowlaugh:

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