• Member Since 26th Dec, 2011
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Osper


I'm a simple writer. I write whatever I feel like at the moment and I don't stick to any one genre very much. I just want to entertain with my work.

Comments ( 19 )

Follow me to the gay barrel house. (Sorry, I had to do it.) Great fic!

3506721
Thanks for saying so! I wrote this a year ago and I can't remember exactly WHY I called it the Barrel House. Mysteries wrapped in riddles.

Liked it. Good job. Not nearly enough M/M stuff in this fandom. :ajsmug:

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Thank you for the kudos. And I always hear that. Might be due to the lack of male characters?

3507153
Probably, but I've still seen good m/m fics downvoted into oblivion, while lesbian fics rocket to the top. Eh, still, there's always OCs and the like.

9/10 Easily the best flim flam story ive read.:twilightsmile:

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Even knowing there can't be too many, thank you so much for thing it's one of the best. :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowlaugh: I usually hate incest clop but this was actually really good.

3509403
Ha ha, I'm not into it myself but I was hanging around a friend's livestream one day and asked "Hey, what should I write?" That's why I almost changed my name to Don'tAskForSuggestions :twilightblush:
And much thanks for the read!

That...

That...

That was fantastic. I'm so confused but, my god, that was fantastic. The dialogue was perfect. If there's one criticism, it's that the sex scene itself was a bit short, but still.... fan-bloody-tastic.

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There is an old joke called "You're in the barrel today." It goes something like this:

A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.

"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."

So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.

After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"

The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.

"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

dame... i have to say it... this is a great story
not into m/m fics normaly but this one was great, all of it... the right story, the right build up, the right amount of sex (unlike someone here told...)

this is the right fic to be a romantic clop, not a pure clop, there is a story here and one hell of an ending

great work Osper :twilightsmile:

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That's a pretty good one! I love a good dirty joke so I'm going to add that to my select repertoire :pinkiehappy:
Kinda makes me want to write a story where Pinkie tells dirty jokes to ponies...

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Exactly what I was going for. Never let your jimmies settle :rainbowlaugh:

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Thank you for all the wonderful praise! I feel like I'm sometimes hit or miss with my work (mostly miss with non-clop, 50/50 with clop) so it's wonderful to hear when I get things right. Thank you very much. :yay:

Hehe. I ship these two. :pinkiecrazy:

3694621
Well, glad to have one of the characters taking a look at the story! Tell your brother to take a look too :raritywink:

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:twilightsmile: I shall. Heh, I'm actually a girl in real life, but I have an obsession with Flim. :pinkiecrazy:
-hugs my toy Flim Flam Brothers- :twilightblush:

....This....Fanfiction......I don't know if I should love it or hate it. Although the bar scene was well planned out, this is better then my Flim Flam fic.

aw I thought this was about the Barrel Twins

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