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Marcellus Spike
If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.
Marcellus Spike
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I don't suck dick because I'm Christian.
3232911 I didn't think anyone gave a shit about your religious beliefs...
10/10 would read again.
3233040 Thank you for the constructive criticism.
3233013 I care and you should too if you don't want to burn in hell. Faggot.
Dat cover art, source ploz?
Shit Rarity must be a changeling. She wouldn't be with no gay ass cock sucking dragon, that is spike.
3233063 why do you choose to make enemies?
why do you say I deserve endless torture for simply stating that I didn't think that anyone cared that much about such superficial things as what a person privately believes?
I'd be really weirded out if I did get a boner from this. That'd be some crazy shit that it could just give me a new set of gentilia.
3233094
He's trying to troll, man. He's obviously just using inflammatory language in an effort to get you upset.
And it's working. Stop it.
3233122 and here I thought I was being calm... owell... if you want to ignore the same hatred and bigotry that has a death grip on the plant, that's fine
What...? Are you a troll, or just a mentally retarded 5 years old kid..?
Normally, I'd be laughing my ass off and faving this because it's totally a troll fic.
But, you cut off Spike's balls.
So, sorry to say this, but... Go fuck yourself.
I'm crying. I can't believe there is ACTUALLY butthurt on your story, Kelly.
3233318 I'm sorry for your upset response. I'll give him shit on Monday at our school. :P
Why all the hate
This was better than all of my stories combined
I don geddit
All the butthurt.
It sustains me.
Good job, Marcellus.
3233534 ... Butthurt? I was smiles and giggles all day long. Then again... I'm always smiles and giggles. Seriously, I slipped with a knife and cut my hand and I laughed instead of cried. I might need to see someone about this...
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And four hundred dollar earbuds. With a side of fries.
It's not meds either...
Maybe...
3233094
Go away, fgt
3233781 I helped partially with this story.
Best story ever!
3233791
3233092 Hey! Spike be mah nigga! He dah best dinosaur wit dah biggest cock!
3233094 I didn't choose to make an enemy. You chose to become an enemy of the lord.
3233122 What's a troll?
3233199 Both.
3233318 Okay. I love fucking myself.
3233128 Satan has a death grip on you asshole.
3233079 http://kokido.deviantart.com/art/Year-of-the-Dragon-Fem-Spike-277112641?offset=10
3233859 Omg kelly stahp.
3233885
Thank you.
3233859
Nope he's one incher that likes to get blasted by his butt fuck buddy Shining 'Liberachi' Armor.
this was beautiful and that cover pic gave me a boner.
3233859
Spike had balls to begin with?
Dafuq did I just read lul
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amazing
hail satan
No! Just... no.
Unfavourite.
Downvote.
Report story.
Block user.
Rage in the comments.
Go on a "Down With
MolestiaPuns" crusade....meh...
3235283
Upvoted because Markiplier.
Pretty much the same thing that happened to me when I was born.
The only refrences I can see from a quick read are two fairly subtle ones from Breaking Bad and one obvious one from Doctor Who. Also, by trollfic standards, this is fairly good.
spike gets what now? ok....well ill read it anyway.
I got the weirdest boner.....be back...-goes to Rarities hause and rapes that slut-
3326415 itto weedo seedo mah nigga
this is the best story ive ever read
I want to meet the mother fucker who made this and... Shake his hand
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THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!
Me gusta. Me gusta mucho. Es my interesante, y la descripción es bastante bueno. Tienes talento, Marcellus, pero este tipo de historias no es para ti.
¿Que tal cosas con los pies?
fuck the haters, this motherfucker Gets it.
Absolutely masterful.
The Romance tag should be swapped with comedy.
But no one should dislike this. To read this and not expect it to be bucked, you must be really stupid and why read something just to dislike it?
I read the first few sentences of this story and I quit. Ghetto talk? Twilight being Spike's ho? Using the N word? Forget it, I would rather watch that poor Jordanian pilot be burned alive in that cage (may his soul rest in peace) by ISIS than continue on with this.