• Member Since 5th Sep, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 17th, 2013

Marcellus Spike


If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.

Comments ( 36 )

I am reading this solely because of the cover art.

Devi #2 · Sep 5th, 2013 · · · Porn ·

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What.
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3157792 What have I done. I deserve punishment (kinky).

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I'm not sure how to feel about this. Or that.

I'm crying tears of joy.

Um.

...

All I got.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3157961 This is the greatest thing to face the Earth

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It's something all right...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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what about 120 days of blueblood

3157985 Nope. Got nuttin' on dis

Comment posted by ReFro deleted Sep 5th, 2013

This needs to be riffed.

...........what did we just read?
I have no idea....
....Chimichunga

How very...interesting.

Comment posted by Dunsparce deleted Sep 5th, 2013
Comment posted by DanvilleBengal deleted Sep 5th, 2013

*single tear rolls down face* Sir, you have truly created a masterpiece of the written word, the emotion which flows forth from the manuscript truly, truly moves my heart, soul and body*. You have most definitely created something that shall be remembered for eons and eons as the greatest literary work ever. You have put Shakespeare to shame as an author, Stanley Kubrick as a visual artist, Mozart as a composer and Picasso as an artist.


This truly made me cry in exuberance for it's sheer greatness.




*boner

the story name got me laughing so hard:rainbowlaugh:

3165208 It got me hard and laughing.

1 what the fuck
2 why are you referencing pulp fiction
3 and why do I have a boner

Best story ever. A compelling read.

this is the best story ive ever read

I... what... huh?

Fucking amazing!

What's with the Bioshock reference at the end?

True literacy genius, I applaud you good writer.

10/10 read

Then I went back through the portal and raped my dog and went to jail.

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