the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?
The mark of an exile is something that affects them forever, changing the way they think and the way they speak. Zircon learns this firsthand after following an exile from camp.
In an Equestria where Celestia and Luna have slain each other, a human is brought to Equestria in the body of King Sombra, in hopes that he might be able to save the kingdom from the fiends of Tartarus...
I used to be one of the best mercenaries around until I landed myself in prison. A few months later and now I'm stuck in some place called Equestria and to be honest, I don't think I belong here.
When a girl falls into the world of a genderbent Equestria will she be able to fit in and find where she belongs or forever be an outcast with no way to give herself and others a voice. (Fully edited!)
Equestria becomes host to a being who can plunge people into their darkest nightmares with but a touch. He claims to have no ill intentions, yet the ponies are skeptical; how does one do good through fear?
Dipper thought he was prepared for any thing , or at least he thought he did until an encounter with a magical horse and her patch job partner. Now Dipper is in a race against time and the fate of two worlds may rest in his hands.
Cold.....so very cold I don't remember much from before I found myself amongst the snow but what I do remember is an name.......one single name, I think it's my name but seems meaningless to me now especially I don't know where I am.
2970028 It didn't pass submition twice because of the description, soooooo I copied the older one, then put in a good description, got it passed, then put in the old one hehe 2970054 Indeed.
I made a sentient brick. Eet iz soe sexi. 2970106 First thumbs I got was up and I was like
Longest title I've ever seen here. What languages did you use for the chapter title, by the way? I'm seeing English, Spanish and German, but what are the rest? Also, do you speak any of these foreign languages?
3000856 It was bad, really really bad. The quality of the writing was good, but if someone hadn't told me I couldn't read through it, I wouldn't have bothered. Think Cupcakes X 10 with a lot of clop mixed in.
3030125 Jared Milton goes to Equestria to take it over, Lyra and Bon-Bon think he is a druggie, King Sombra is an ex-king transvestite stripper, there is a holy brick that has an awesome back story, the princesses aren't defending Equestria because they are doing a clopfic in the overused griffon kingdom, and there is an anarchist community named B0NER that Sombra must lead to kill Jared Milton and save Equestria.
Also, Fluttershy is in an asylum for burning down an orphanage
3074834 So little kids will stop uploading stuff like this, thinking it's funny because they don't have the talent to write actual humour, and claiming it's poorly written on purpose because they don't have the skill to string together a half-decent sentence if their lives depended on it.
I am going to like this just for the description.
(Chanting) TROLL FIC! TROLL FIC! TROLL FIC!
It's the genre of the future!
like just because its a troll fic
2970028
It didn't pass submition twice because of the description, soooooo I copied the older one, then put in a good description, got it passed, then put in the old one hehe
2970054
Indeed.
I made a sentient brick. Eet iz soe sexi.
2970106
First thumbs I got was up and I was like
*goes outside to take pictures of penguins*
8 thumbs down.
2970234
& b/c Jared Milton ;P
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970301
I was one!!!
2970367
smooze bless
u dude
That is all. Equestria is ours.
.../ [{1}]:
2970443
There are two different bricks, your brick, and the brick from this story
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970516
Meh, who cares next year we will take over Equestria!
(Just make the entrance bigga.)
whos on
shit duty
today
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970559
nopenopenope
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970579
شاق:
Hard.
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970615
lolzies
That is all. Equestria is ours.
Tip of Spike's pimp hat to you, sir.
Well equestria is doomed
This- this is madness!
No... THIS! IS! B0NER!
Don't write drunk, and don't write retarded.
2973789
butt those r
the best times to
dude
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2970380
Greatest idea since the 'or' titles.
this will be the next generation of chapter names.
That is all. Equestria is ours.
Longest title I've ever seen here.
What languages did you use for the chapter title, by the way? I'm seeing English, Spanish and German, but what are the rest? Also, do you speak any of these foreign languages?
2974401
Google translate is a wonderful thing.
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2974414 Which languages are the other ones, then?
2974424
Uhhhh, dunno. If you Luther into google translate it should be able to tell if you set it to detect language.
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2974434
What.
2974450
autocorrect.
meant to say "go".
That is all. Equestria is ours.
:10 Det iss ehwwsum. I haef to dooo dis naeww.
*after reading*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
goto 10
I enjoy breathing, and I've already laughed myself half to death just from the description, so I'm not going to read this. Have a like anyways
Pardon me while I suffocate
2977109
The loss of breath will be worth it, drown yourself in the majesty and nonsensicalness of 'le trollfic.'
Oh, and try to enjoy it.
2976904
Mmkmmk
That is all. Equestria is ours.
2973978
:P
Well, if you were aiming to be as immature and obnoxious as possible to garner attention, you've succeeded.
"I'm out to offend everyone."
Well, if you try to make everyone happy, you end up making nobody happy. I think the same applies to trying to piss people off ^.^
2983151
k
That is all. Equestria is ours.
P.S.
love the user name...it gives me an idea...
One lonely pickle, can only imagine the situation that will appear in
2988399
how about
2 dude
That is all. Equestria is ours.
Unless you get to "120 Days of Blueblood" bad, you're not going to offend me.
3000815
I will research this.
That is all. Equestria is ours.
3000856
It was bad, really really bad.
The quality of the writing was good, but if someone hadn't told me I couldn't read through it, I wouldn't have bothered.
Think Cupcakes X 10 with a lot of clop mixed in.
3002245 "Cupcakes X 10…"
That doesn't sound bad, that sounds most excellent.
Wut?
3030125
Jared Milton goes to Equestria to take it over, Lyra and Bon-Bon think he is a druggie, King Sombra is an ex-king transvestite stripper, there is a holy brick that has an awesome back story, the princesses aren't defending Equestria because they are doing a clopfic in the overused griffon kingdom, and there is an anarchist community named B0NER that Sombra must lead to kill Jared Milton and save Equestria.
Also, Fluttershy is in an asylum for burning down an orphanage
That is all. Equestria is ours.
....I think I'm too confused to be offended...
3057547
k dude if
u say so
That is all. Equestria is ours.
3057554I can downvote being confused by the writer. If you're going to write crazy, make sense.
3057574
mmkmmk
if u say so
dude
That is all. Equestria is ours.
I started reading your story!
Here's the youtube video to prove it:
3062640
r u faster than
sanic bro
That is all. Equestria is ours.
I can't wait til school starts up again...
3074828
y tho
That is all. Equestria is ours.
3074834
So little kids will stop uploading stuff like this, thinking it's funny because they don't have the talent to write actual humour, and claiming it's poorly written on purpose because they don't have the skill to string together a half-decent sentence if their lives depended on it.
3074910
eh
that's your
flawedopinion and I respect that!That is all. Equestria is ours.
3074910 actually i though it was quiet funny Bueno
3106012
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That is all. Equestria is ours.