Screw the Magic, I Have Friendship!

by Supahsnail

Closure

Duke, Yugi, Joey, Tea, and Tristan were all in their human, anime forms again. The same thing was true of Kaiba and Mokuba, both of which were back in there estate. They had no word of where Melvin and Marik were, but wherever they were, both of them were surely plotting their revenge. Yugi was sitting at his desk in school with all of his friends around him.

"That sure was weird," said Joey, reflecting on those past events.

"I know," Yugi agreed, "We actually went to school for once! That's insane!"

"I was more referring to the whole pony world thing," Joey clarified.

"Oh yeah. That too."

"I had fun," said Tristan.

"Stop voicing your opinion, Spike!" Joey barked.

"I think we've all learned a great lesson about friendship," said Tea.

"I don't know about friendship, but I did learn something else," said Yugi, "Using other dimensions as a tool in your evil scheme may be wrong, but its okay as long as there are no foreseeable consequences in the end"

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Twilight was sitting on her bed, trying to read enough books to clear her head of all the craziness she'd been through. She suddenly heard three, firm knocks on her door.

She put down her book and walked down stairs, happy knowing that there was no chance her visitor would be nearly as strange as her last. She opened the door, then stared at the visitor in shock. He was a pink stallion with short, light green hair. He was holding a baby colt that had the exact same hair and facial features that he did.

"Um... Hello?" Twilight said apprehensively.

"HELLO!" The stallion yelled. "I AM ESPA ROBA!"

"Why are you yelling?"

"THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!" Espa Roba replied. "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS FOAL? I NO LONGER HAVE USE FOR IT!"

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Now, enjoy your spoof credits! If you don't read them, you can't have any pudding!

Closing credits

Dan Green ... Yami

Dan Green ... Yugi

Tea Gardner ... Herself

Joey Wheeler ... Himself

Barny the Dinosaur ... Tristan

Duke Devlin's Sweet Ass ... Itself

Light Yagami ... Seto Kaiba

Bulbasaur ... Mokuba

Marik Sebastian Ishtar ... Himself

Satan ... Melvin

Twilight Sparkle ... Herself

Fluttershy ... Herself

Rainbow Dash ... Herself (himself?)

Applejack ... Herself

Pinkamina Diane Pie ... Herself

Rarity ... Herself

Huffy The Magic Dragon ... Spike

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future ... Herself

The Borat ... Shadi

Kemo ... His hair

Yugi's Grandfather ... Himself

Prince Blue Blood ... Maximillion Pegasus

Newt Gingrich ... The Dark Master Zork

Benedict Cumberpatch ... Florence

Da Gweat And Powewfuw Dawtz ... Himsaywf, mayn!

Hulk Hogan ... Rafael

Paul Hogan ... Valon

Nick Hogan ... Alistar

Limey Man ... Bakura

4Chan trolls ... Themselves

Espa Roba ... Himself

Espa Roba's baby brother ... Himself

Geoffrey ... Himself

Pippin ... Himself

Tom Tucker ... Hub announcer

Stephen Magnet ... Himself

Mayor Mare ... Herself

Donut Holestein ... The kid from the card shop

Lord Ingled ... The Black Luster Soldier

Christian Bale ... The Surrealist Celtic Guardian

Kanye West ... Da Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon

Jaden Yuki ... Sucks

Written by ... Supahsnail

Cover Art by ... Achiru-et-al on deviantart (not made specifically for this fanfic.)

Most of the jokes are probably from LittleKuriboh... Or maybe Shadyvox. I guess I wrote a few of them too :3

A special thanks to

LittleKuriboh for being the best!

All of the writers who made MLP awesome! /)^3^(\

Anyone who's reading this, and all of my followers!

Satan, my dark lord and master, for giving me the power to create this fanfiction.

Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

Yugioh is the property of Konami and Kazuki Takahashi (I think...)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro Studios

YGOTAS is made by LittleKuriboh

This fanfiction is dedicated to the memory of Kemo's hair. May a thousand winged Kuribohs fly thee to thy rest...

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Espa Roba was holding one of Twilight's books. "THIS BOOK DOESN'T DESERVE A SPOT ON MY NIGHTSTAND!" He shouted. "BUT IT MIGHT MAKE A GOOD COASTER FOR MY DRINK!"

"...Please leave," said Twilight.

Comments

[Supahsnail]

3234079 I wanted to focus more on making Kaiba awesome. Plus the ending credits

[Antojo Pony]

Good read.
Had a few laughs, can I have my pudding now?

[Cold Spike]

Best fic on the site EVER

[ancientofstone]

epic, nuf' said

[SuperPinkBrony12]

So that's why we never saw Espa Roba again. He got stuck in Equestria.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3237120 Well that's a shame because Seasons 1 through 3 and the second half of Season 5 are really good. The grand finale is really impressive.

[Supahsnail]

3237126 They aren't bad, and they're amazing when you compare them to anything yugioh that comes afterward, but Yu Yu Hakusho gave me some pretty high standards for anime. Have you seen season zero? The theme song alone gives me chills!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3237144 Yeah that theme song is pretty catchy. The only problem with Season Zero is that it contradicts with the rest of the series. After all the first episode of Season One has Yami defeat Kaiba in a duel similar to what happens in Season Zero. It's as if the writers want to forget that season ever happened.

[Supahsnail]

3237247 that's because that's exactly what they were trying to do. Season zero was too dark to sell merchandise, so they didn't want people to know rip that Yugioh could be awesome.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3237268 Yeah, it took until 5D's for them to make Yu-Gi-Oh! really dark and now with Zexal they've back pedaled completely into something so kid friendly it's cheesy.

[JeckParadox]

Benedict Cumberpatch ... Florence

Okay.. this has to be a thing.

[Bronze Statue]

3237326
And with 5D's, they had to come up with the most amazing way to derail the darkness. hit it, Jack!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3241949 Yup. And they made it work. Especially when they introduced all the extra effects of Speed World 2.

[Supahsnail]

3242170 I don't think you can make card games on motorcycles "work." Let's be perfectly honest here. 1. What the hell did card games contribute to 5d's? 2. Even if you could make 1 make sense, why, oh God why, would you play them on a motorcycle? A pick up truck would make more sense!

It could be worse...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYsI9ATSHRE

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3243513 Well not in real life of course. But be honest most of what happens in any Yu-Gi-Oh! series would be impossible to pull off in real life.

[Gauge Runner]

NO DAMMNIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO A HUG

[Midnight-walker]

Satan, my dark lord and master, for giving me the power to create this fanfiction.

brohoof for that

[confidentPrognosticator]

3339534 I will also brohoof to that.

[Shadow Flame]

Remember kids, My Little Pony is good for you.
YGO:TAS Season 1 call back
One more thing: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant. And Derpy's the father.

[cullexoh]

Jaden doesn't get a lot of love, does he?

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3864780 No he does not. No one likes a Mary Sue.

[cullexoh]

3865110
True enough, GX was pretty much a disappointment, probably why they never finished the dub.
The manga version's not too bad though, it actually ties in nicely with the original plot.

[Luna Secret Stallion]

If this is just Marik I don't really wanna read it but if its Yami Marik hell yea I am in to this. *sees Marik Ishtar sighs keeps on looking*

[Supahsnail]

4057323 Yami Marik (Melvin) shows up later on.

[Luna Secret Stallion]

4062271 Oh. Why the hell you call him Melvin? I still wish to just see a Yami Marik go to Equestria. I can see him screwing them up bad.

[Supahsnail]

4062292 You do know this is about Yugioh Abridged, right?

[Luna Secret Stallion]

4077702 Nope!

[Axle the Cobalt Exorcist]

You are a friging genius

[DerpyDoctor]

I'm here to play card games, but I'm all out of chapters.

[Hearts warming gamer]

Before i read is this abridged yugioh or not?

[Hearts warming gamer]

Never mind

[Hearts warming gamer]

9446446
Yes