//------------------------------// // Closure // Story: Screw the Magic, I Have Friendship! // by Supahsnail //------------------------------// Duke, Yugi, Joey, Tea, and Tristan were all in their human, anime forms again. The same thing was true of Kaiba and Mokuba, both of which were back in there estate. They had no word of where Melvin and Marik were, but wherever they were, both of them were surely plotting their revenge. Yugi was sitting at his desk in school with all of his friends around him. "That sure was weird," said Joey, reflecting on those past events. "I know," Yugi agreed, "We actually went to school for once! That's insane!" "I was more referring to the whole pony world thing," Joey clarified. "Oh yeah. That too." "I had fun," said Tristan. "Stop voicing your opinion, Spike!" Joey barked. "I think we've all learned a great lesson about friendship," said Tea. "I don't know about friendship, but I did learn something else," said Yugi, "Using other dimensions as a tool in your evil scheme may be wrong, but its okay as long as there are no foreseeable consequences in the end" _____________________________________________ Twilight was sitting on her bed, trying to read enough books to clear her head of all the craziness she'd been through. She suddenly heard three, firm knocks on her door. She put down her book and walked down stairs, happy knowing that there was no chance her visitor would be nearly as strange as her last. She opened the door, then stared at the visitor in shock. He was a pink stallion with short, light green hair. He was holding a baby colt that had the exact same hair and facial features that he did. "Um... Hello?" Twilight said apprehensively. "HELLO!" The stallion yelled. "I AM ESPA ROBA!" "Why are you yelling?" "THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!" Espa Roba replied. "WOULD YOU LIKE THIS FOAL? I NO LONGER HAVE USE FOR IT!" ______________________________________________ Now, enjoy your spoof credits! If you don't read them, you can't have any pudding! Closing credits Dan Green ... Yami Dan Green ... Yugi Tea Gardner ... Herself Joey Wheeler ... Himself Barny the Dinosaur ... Tristan Duke Devlin's Sweet Ass ... Itself Light Yagami ... Seto Kaiba Bulbasaur ... Mokuba Marik Sebastian Ishtar ... Himself Satan ... Melvin Twilight Sparkle ... Herself Fluttershy ... Herself Rainbow Dash ... Herself (himself?) Applejack ... Herself Pinkamina Diane Pie ... Herself Rarity ... Herself Huffy The Magic Dragon ... Spike The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future ... Herself The Borat ... Shadi Kemo ... His hair Yugi's Grandfather ... Himself Prince Blue Blood ... Maximillion Pegasus Newt Gingrich ... The Dark Master Zork Benedict Cumberpatch ... Florence Da Gweat And Powewfuw Dawtz ... Himsaywf, mayn! Hulk Hogan ... Rafael Paul Hogan ... Valon Nick Hogan ... Alistar Limey Man ... Bakura 4Chan trolls ... Themselves Espa Roba ... Himself Espa Roba's baby brother ... Himself Geoffrey ... Himself Pippin ... Himself Tom Tucker ... Hub announcer Stephen Magnet ... Himself Mayor Mare ... Herself Donut Holestein ... The kid from the card shop Lord Ingled ... The Black Luster Soldier Christian Bale ... The Surrealist Celtic Guardian Kanye West ... Da Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon Jaden Yuki ... Sucks Written by ... Supahsnail Cover Art by ... Achiru-et-al on deviantart (not made specifically for this fanfic.) Most of the jokes are probably from LittleKuriboh... Or maybe Shadyvox. I guess I wrote a few of them too :3 A special thanks to LittleKuriboh for being the best! All of the writers who made MLP awesome! /)^3^(\ Anyone who's reading this, and all of my followers! Satan, my dark lord and master, for giving me the power to create this fanfiction. Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire Yugioh is the property of Konami and Kazuki Takahashi (I think...) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro Studios YGOTAS is made by LittleKuriboh This fanfiction is dedicated to the memory of Kemo's hair. May a thousand winged Kuribohs fly thee to thy rest... ________________________________________________ Espa Roba was holding one of Twilight's books. "THIS BOOK DOESN'T DESERVE A SPOT ON MY NIGHTSTAND!" He shouted. "BUT IT MIGHT MAKE A GOOD COASTER FOR MY DRINK!" "...Please leave," said Twilight.