An update! Yay!

Wonder what kind of date they're going to get. Somehow, I imagine it's going to end up in one or more bedrooms.

Any chance we could all change our votes to "close" before next chapter comes out?

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This was a great update and I really like how you portrayed Klondike, totally sounds like how I would have reacted in the situation. Can't wait to see what happens in the next chapter.

3389497 So you're my bud that was sitting with me in the stands right?

finally, an update!

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Eeyup.

This story intrigues me. I shall have one of my off-shore bank accounts transmit any funds you may require to you, as long as you continue this.
You don't have off-shore bank accounts.
SHUT UP A MAN CAN DREAM!

3389497 mother fucking breadcrumbs!

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I was trying to find "mother fucking ponies," but this is the best I can do without the breadcrumbs.

3391163 who knows maybe she won't kill him he would need to be really lucky but still it could happen

they handled that way better than i would've...jesus, i shit you not, there would've been spaghetti everywhere if a topless cloudy & flitter had talked to me

4153932 nobody's that ditzy...

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Awesome story but they not have update in years.
The Hope is The last in lost.

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One day I'll return. One day...