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TheGuyWhoCumsOnEbolaChan


Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

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Twilight decides to give Spike an Xbox one to show her appreciation for all those years of help he gave her. And then it blows up the town. Damn it Microsoft.

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I am fucking crying. TGWCOP, I applaud you.

Screw Xbox, go GameCube, eh?

Xbox 360 was amazing, the Xbox One? A fucking failure. I pity the ponies who have to put up wit hthat monstrous device.

This...

Piracy does more damage than... radical feminism, the KKK and the Bush administration... combined...

We have to pray to the force of power more powerful than Celestia and Luna combined.

I was hoping for Tassadar.

And my last words:

Fuck

Bravo, good sir, bravo.

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I love watching TV and playing fantasy football on my NEXT GEN CONSOLE, then when I am done I think I will play some Call of Duty so 13 year olds can tell me how good of a lay my mother was.

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Never 5get the new calladoody dawg. Hopefully he'll get dog armor DLC.

omg that was too funny

2768488 ... True.
En taro Fenix

Alternate Endings:
1. PS4-droid engages in massive battle with the Xbone-bot and pwns it.
2. Regginator, that is all.

The ending... I love you TGWCOP. With all my heart. For he is the best. :heart: Here is my heart.

Should've stuck with PC, Twilight.

Luz

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This. All of my yes.

"Except Zecora because she sucks" i agree with you 100% haha :rainbowlaugh:

Anyone else make the transformers noise and think decepticon.
Only me oh well, but screw Xbox one go PS4.

This was actually pretty good.

Sorry this region is locked, you cannot use your Xbox one gaming console at this time.

Excellent... Now do a sequel where the ponies invade and destroy the Microsoft corporation and you'll have struck gold.

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fuck you zecora is awesome
0/1000 no Garfield didn't read

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>Thisisnotavirus.bat
>place on USB drive
>Open with xbox
>????
>Actually, I'm not sure if you'll profit off that or not, does Xbox use .bat files?

This story was very good! Rock on!

2772203 this was halarious! Please Do a sequel with a ps4!

Huzzah! Our lost prophet lives!

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