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You are a fierce, merciless warrior that seeks only one thing: Revenge. When you are mysteriously transported to a world of horses, they must take you to their leader for instructions on where to continue your quest.
No girls allowed? Ok, I'll take this vagina elsewhere.
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*whacks with newspapre* No crying allowed
Dis 3 sp00keh 5 meh
AI CRAi EVRI TAIM
But how koud teh alig8ors eayt teh horsies if day wear hedless or is actually jst conspericy????//?
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Me is best headless alligator.
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I'm...
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