You are a fierce, merciless warrior that seeks only one thing: Revenge. When you are mysteriously transported to a world of horses, they must take you to their leader for instructions on where to continue your quest.
We all know the story, human from earth goes to Equestria from buying a mystical prop from a mysterious unnamed salesman to attend Comicon. But what you didn't expect was the prop to be a puppeteers crafting kit.
Dark Flame was a young stallion of the mining village, Stonewall. But after a dragon thought to be of myth attacks, Dark becomes the only survivor and now attempts to remake his life. However, his past isn't willing to let him go so easily.
Mathias was just enjoying the fair, when he was suddenly thrust into Equestria. Wanting to do something, Celestia assigns him as the one and only guard of Ponyville. He is the law, and reports directly to Mayor Mare. How will it go on his new job?
No girls allowed? Ok, I'll take this vagina elsewhere.
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*whacks with newspapre* No crying allowed
Dis 3 sp00keh 5 meh
AI CRAi EVRI TAIM
But how koud teh alig8ors eayt teh horsies if day wear hedless or is actually jst conspericy????//?
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Me is best headless alligator.
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