The Equestrian Royal Family always enjoys one Tea Break a day, where all members are in attendance. And today would have been no different if something else hadn't occurred. Luckily its something Celestia and Luna have dealt with before, though the fact that they are both extremely out of practice is something they should have taken into account before starting this venture.

The fact that the other two Princesses have never seen something like this before is perhaps another niggle in their little plan... if they had a plan to begin with.

Notes.
Made a cover for this, its wonky and some of the proportions are off but it sort suits it. Can't be bothered colouring it yet.

This started off as a dark comedy, 2000 words of just back and forth insults (before I added any meat to it). What it is now, I'm not exactly sure but lets just say it is firmly in the category of AU. Details of the AU are below the warning.

Warnings. (Celestia Chapter)
Sex - Mentions of acts, no smut held within.
Gore - Vague (for the moment)
Profanity - They swear like sailors.

Warnings. (Luna Chapter)
Sex - Mention of acts and conquests, no great detail given.
Gore - Rather prevalent in this one but nothing too gruesome... Though it depends on your imagination.
Profanity - They still swear like sailors.
Non-Con - Mentioned at a couple points.

Warnings (Epilogue)
Sex - Joked about and alluded to.
Profanity - Yes
Violence - Briefly

AU - Two Ancient Nutjobs.

Celestia - A far more vain and self conscious individual. Her mane colour is dependant on the season. Some minor mentioned changes to her wings but nothing massive.

Luna - A thestral alicorn with a slight scottish accent and an even more brusque nature. A head shorter than Celestia. Mane colour dependant on the phases of the moon.

General - Both can confidently measure their ages... In literal age's and their past both together and apart is not exactly all sunshine and rainbows. They are still sisters by blood, though the nation they were born in is naught but ash. Sort of a crack AU in a way.

This story is a sequel to A Day in the Life of Lunar Night

Story is kinda.. "eh" so do keep that in mind if you want to read this sequel. I did a better job on the main story anyway.

Mission Objective: Do our Job and find Prince Blueblood to find out why he has been avoiding bat ponies and us more in general.

Come to find that the reason for him avoiding us is very unexpected and so interesting that we'll be surprised. We love our job so much if it means that we can be his personal guards in the end.

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Romance tag is there for a reason

This story takes place about three weeks after A Day in the Life of Lunar Night and about a week after Lunar and Night meet the Mane Six

This is the last story in the Lunar Night series... I guess I can call it that and last overall which I will explain in the authors notes. Of course since this story is unedited I really hope it's not too distracting for any readers.

The idea for why Blueblood was afraid of bat ponies was a random one and worked at the same time so I just went along with it since it made sense.

This story is rated Teen for sexual moments, but nothing explicit.

Following the collapse of the Griffonian Empire, the Principality of Lushi stands at a crossroads, fractured by noble infighting, burdened by feudal oppression, and threatened by the growing specter of revolution. At its helm sits Prince Elias Whitecrest, a young ruler with a vision far greater than his small, backward domain. Ascending the throne at just sixteen, Elias seeks to unite the Evi Valley, crush internal dissent, and one day carve out his own empire from the ashes of the old.

But within his own court, greedy nobles wage their own wars, and beyond Lushi’s borders, communist agitators and opportunistic warlords seek to bring him down before his ambitions can take flight. With his loyal siblings, a handful of trusted allies, and his own unyielding will, Elias must outmaneuver, outfight, and outlast his enemies, before Lushi tears itself apart.

To forge an empire, he must first conquer his own kingdom.

Night Shadow a mare raised by wolves that was abandoned in the everfree at birth finds her true calling as a dreamwalker. This is a secret organisation under the duristiction of the Princess of the night. Her role is to keep the nightmares at bay with other ponies like herself but together they will find and Learn life changing secrets for better or worse.

This story is based off a rp so the other individual who gave me inspiration is called frogmyre please go check him out as well thanks this set before season 6 as well

The foals next door engage in a dangerous night time mission to liberate candy and deliver it to all the colts and fillies of Ponyville.

The bat pony 'Night Shade' has survived the end of civilization and decided to spend the rest of her days living alongside the primitive locals on a tropical island.

"Overlooked by the the great mountains lay the lands of Hollow Shades, home to a race of ponies known as the thestrals, bat ponies, creatures of the night. And on a hill, overlooking a great forest of redwood sat a manor, its exterior showing signs of a long age. Inside empty halls lay its sole occupant, a Countess with a dark secret, her heart heavy with loss for the one she held most dear. She drifted through life, night by night, longing for her one true love.

While in the lands of Equestria,in a town called Ponyville, lived an Earth Pony whose head always seemed to be in the clouds. He went day by day, looking upward to the sky. And yet life always seemed to keep him on the ground.

Two different ponies, born of different backgrounds, and never knowing of the other. A chance encounter may forever chance their fates in ways neither could have thought possible..."

Crazy loves his new life in Ponyville. He has new friends, a new family, everyday is an adventure. Truly nothing boring ever happens in Ponyville.

New Cover will be posted as soon as it is finished.

Sequel to Life is Fun When Your Crazy

Dusk is a very tall abandoned bat pony colt because his parents didnt want a son, they wanted a daughter. Right now he lives in a cave but before he lived in a cave though, Dusk lived in a dumpster where he would listen to what ponies said, thats how he learned to speak English/Equestrian. But ponies found out he was living there so he fled to the everfree forest in a abandoned cave at the age of 8. He was always afraid of every pony but that changed when he met a special somepony...

(Just remembered something, the "im your sword, im your shield" quote is a quote from Halo, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT ITS MY FAVOURITE GAME SERIES!)

Odd Thomas, Frank Sinatra and canine Boo enter the magical land of Equestria. No punchline. They somehow pass from the human world into this one. So foreign, whimsical, unusual.

For those unfamiliar with these three, don't worry. This is a great chance to get acquainted.

Odd knows something terrible is about to happen. Befriending the locals in this fantastic land of fresh-faced magic and extreme cuteness, Odd needs to trust his secret with others. One that only a select few know, whose lives were either threatened by such knowledge...or killed.

But with so much at stake, so many questions, and little time to spare, can Odd Thomas afford to safeguard his secret? Will sharing it even be enough?

A crossover with Dean Koontz's amazing, bestseller series!