Crazy woke up and hopped out of bed. The sun was still down and wouldn't be up for another thirty minutes. He was trying to get up earlier than he used to. Because Batty was narcotic, nociceptive, she sleeped during the day and was awake during the night. And so he could only spend time with her during the early morning and late in the evening. He liked spending time with Batty because she was fun. She was even more fun now that he knew that she wasn't going to suck his blood. He knew that she wasn't going to suck his blood because she was trying to suck Duty Bound's blood. Normally through his cheeks or lips.
"Hello Ms.Batty good morning." Crazy jumped down the last couple of steps, and ran into the kitchen.
"Crazy." Batty picked the little colt up and spun him around before pulling him into a tight hug. "Here you go some good and wholesome breakfast, eat up." Batty put him down and put a place of buttered waffles lathered liberally in syrup. "Eat up Crazy."
"Thank you Ms. Batty." Crazy starting eating his delicious breakfast. "Hey Ms. Batty is Mr. Duty Bound sleeping a lot because you keep sucking on him?" Batty's face went bright red. "I mean you keep sucking a lot of blood from his lips and cheeks and he's been getting sleepier and sleepier during the day. I'm just asking if your taking to much? And if he's going to be come a vampony too."
"Uh Crazy She's not sucking his blood, she's kissing him." Winged Shield walked into the kitchen Loyal Heart right behind him.
"Ew why would they kiss that's how you get cuddies."
"That's not how they're getting their cuddies." Batty threw a waffle at Winged Shield, hitting him square in the face.
"Don't talk like that around the cute little pony. Big mean guard." Batty put her wings over Crazy's ears. "He's a good little pony and cute, and you don't need to say things like that in front of him.
"He's not a little foal."
"You're right he's a little colt." Batty stuck out her tongue.
"She's right Crazy is a little colt. Now I'm ready for my breakfast to Batty." Loyal opened his mouth. Batty grabbed a waffle with a hoof, and tossed it into his mouth.
"Now Crazy I know it sounds weird, but I'll explain it to you when your older. Also I'm not a vampony, I'm a bat pony I eat food just like any other pony with a spoon." Winged Shield rolled his eyes. "And you should never be a big stinky head like Winged when you grow up. Also I think you should sleep in a bit longer, I like spending time with you to but I can stay up later you need to focus on school. And lastly Crazy, you need to hear this too Loyal, there's no such thing as cuddies."
"You're wings are still over his ears Batty." Winged took a big bite out of his waffle.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?" Crazy asked.