If there's one thing the denizens of Equestria have always needed, it's to have somewhere to relax and knock back a few drinks. The tales that follow chronicle Haggis, a surly ex-adventurer, and her plucky human assistant, as they attempt to live their lives and please customers of all varieties.

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)

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Minuette tries to understand the universe and her powers by throwing herself at the same problem as many times as possible, or at least until she gets bored.

Proofread by Casketbase77.

Hit trending on 4/17/2021, I believe. Idk, I barely ever check trending anymore.

You love to cuddle mares. Mares love to cuddle you. One batpony mare named Stella REALLY wants to cuddle with you. This is in no way negotiable and your night may or may not be ruined.

Base artwork by Ligerstorm, sourced to his DA.

FANTASTIC reading done by StraightToThePointStudio (Thanks again!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ojuquk9Md0

It's Hearth's Warming Eve.
Flurry Heart frees Cozy Glow from her stone prison to reform her.
At least, that was the plan.
As the course of the spirited night goes wildly off the rails,
the two mares learn something about each other,
and themselves.

Written for Leviathan Eclipse for Jinglemas 2024.

"This was an absolute delight to read." - Leviathan Eclipse
"Easily one of the best CozyHeart stories I've read. But really, I expected nothing less from the icon, the legend, and the moment." - marmalado

It's Building Inspection Day at the Wonderbolt Academy, and Spitfire has given everypony the day off to allow the building inspector an easy, routine check-up—free of accidents, free of injuries, and free of Soarin.

But when all three of these disasters hit the academy at once, Spitfire and Soarin must do everything they can to prevent the inspector from shutting them down.

The Humane Six have to figure out whose element is whose after they come in from Equ- Wait, did they ever hear what their, like, proper elements were in Canon? Shit, okay, uh, they lost their memories too. And... The elements are rocks again, so they can't just look at the symbols.

Whew. Saved it.

Twilight Sparkle spends her 18th birthday working in a library. Pinkie Pie will go to the ends of the universe to make her friends smile. Contrary to popular belief, Pinkie Pie's hair is probably not the protagonist of this story.

For Nonnie and you-know-who

This story is a sequel to Snuggly Buggly

You and Thorax are bros, and bros don't kiss. Thorax disagrees.

Contains snuggles and smooches. No actual intercourse; the sex tag is just there for occasional lewd references.

Cover art is by RedKittyKitty! Go check his stuff out on FurAffinity!

When she was helping her moms friend Carrot Top in her field a day, she overhears Carrot Top say a very interesting word. Excited by her vocabulary being expanded, she rushes home to tell her mom and sister the news.

One fateful day, a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed, and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the near identical looks of a certain pink earth pony and powers unknown to him. What does the future hold for him? Only time will tell.

The shitposting and references have been doubled!

Thanks for the feature! 7/5/24 - 11/5/24 And nearly the top of popular!
Holy moly, featured again right after posting chapter 2. Thank you.

Here's the link to the original cover art image

[This will be randomly updated whenever I feel like it]