Ponyville Hospital is about to get a very important visitor. Why is she there, though? The full harrowing details are about to be revealed... Set just after Twilight's Kingdom.

Written for the Thousand Words Competition. After MANY edits, and LOTS of bellyaching... I finally got there in the end.

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

When I caught a contagious disease and had to quarantine for a week, I thought I'd get seven days of peace & quiet. But it turns out that ponies are immune to human diseases and love to help...

While this story is a sequel to Car Wash it isn't necessary to read that story first.

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request/not-a-contest for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

Pre-read & edited by: Admiral Biscuit

I don't know what I am, but I know where I am. Equestria, magical cartoon utopia. A place that's basically a dream come true.

So why is the only thing I care about finding another drink?

Art by ExoticEon

Featured June 4, 2021. Thanks y'all!
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And August 26
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One day, Nurse Redheart is tasked with taking care of a patient that is far too normal – and that's the problem.

Proofreading help from Pascoite. Unmarked spoilers are in the comments! Cover art is #2300657 on derpibooru. This is an entry for the Barcast's Halloween in April contest. Reccomended in a spoiler-filled review by PresentPerfect! Recommended by The Red Parade in his spoiler-filled review! Contribute to the TVTropes page! Featured on Equestria Daily!