Another excellent dinner cooked
Though I fear it's kind of expected these days... maybe I should cook a bad one, just to lower the bar a little...

*On my phone*

"Is that My Little Pony?"

"I love My Little Pony!"

"Alright guys, let's not look at Uncle B%#^*+n's weird pony things."

"What weird pony things?"

"Like what?"

"Uh."

On my side of the pond, Christmas dinner tends to be a big thing. Big turkey and ham, mince pies, pudding and other stuff.

Or is Thanksgiving basically your big dinner event? We don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Since it's basically Christmas for them. This is a question that needs to be answered.

Could a human introduce some Christmas elements? Like mistletoes and stuff? And... even more food like pudding and other stuff.

Is there any stories that address this critical issue?

So, yeah. This chapter took a lot longer than I anticipated. So much rework had to be done, but I think the end result was worth it. Regardless, I just wanted to put this out for you all to give you a heads up that it will be posted as early as I can manage, Friday (tomorrow) Eastern Time.

After that, the final chapter is already being worked on, and has a lot done, so the wait shouldn't be as long.

Read More

An argument that will cause a great war. Be honest about it, you don't care to see your family or the history of it. All you care about is the dinner.

Which one is better? Thanksgiving vs Christmas dinner? Christmas dinner is a big thing for us on my side of the pond in Ireland. Christmas dinner you get a big ham and a turkey. So, I think it may beat Thanksgiving. The first picture is Thanksgiving. The second is Christmas.

Read More

Dwalin: Where's the meat?"

I think it would go like this. It probably be the same case for many humans as well. I think it interesting to make the ponies vegetarian since it adds cultural conflict when interacting with humans.

I think it be good to see some more human and pony stories exploring this topic.

Read More

Apologies to all my lovelies out there. My latest story earned me something like a whopping 89 followers, and I was caught with my pants down—proverbially and literally. With the sudden boost in popularity and with me being extremely lazy, I wasn't prepared to put together another one of those blogposts that makes my readers wince and say "Thaaanks. This was nice, but... really I would've preferred you just

Read More

I have found a replacement for my computer cord, but that's not all. I've been working hard on my book and things took a different direction. For starters, it was only going to be a 3 book series, but it turns out better as a 4 book. But trust me, this won't take much longer.

Now you may notice that all my blogs are gone. Yep, cleaning and fixing everything that is not here. On this account and my other.

April Fools is over now.

The more I see Celestia on camera in show, the more I realize she's a cheesy dip.

The more I think about how she lacks certain social skills at moments and seems to just grandma mask, the more past things more impressive, you know?

Read More

*Munches on some green grass.*
Oh, hi, I was too busy eating to notice you came. Wanna have some dinner? It is on me.
*Rolls down in a pile of hay and spreads it over themselves.* "Literally."

This joke was brought to you by the lack of content on this site.

Although not for much longer.

Yesterday I was at dinner with my parents, and as grace was being said I thought "I really need to improve that rape/execution scene in the first chapter of my clopfic" which blessed be by the time nobody reads this I will have done.

Then I ate some great fettuccine.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

Read More

Hello everyone! Just letting you know that my pal and illustrator Colby "Greenfinger" Green is going to be at this weekend's Crystal Mountain Pony Con!

Read More

Today, exactly one week ago, was a very important day. What you see on the picture below is the first dinner and food that I could pay with my writing:

Read More

As stated last week, enough new content arrived for two consecutive G5 card blogs. Crazy, I know. Let’s see what Maretime Bay’s been up to when not being consumed by the void.

Read More