Babysitting nephews.

*On my phone*

"Is that My Little Pony?"

"I love My Little Pony!"

"Alright guys, let's not look at Uncle B%#^*+n's weird pony things."

"What weird pony things?"

"Like what?"

"Uh."

Comments

[DumbDog]

I know it! Your name is Bitchin. Literally Bitchin. For them Bitchin good stories you write~

[Pickleless]

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I cannot deny that is my legal name.

[AppleTank]

[Scorch215]

So then you use your phone to write your stories confirmed. Only thing that could be weird on it.

[Pickleless]

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Oh ho ho no, maybe one day as a challenge for fun, but I read on the site and try to find the strangest things on derpibooru with my phone when I have nothing to do.

Confirmed for bad babysitter.

[Scorch215]

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Well depends on your definition of strange then. There is strange like your work, and then there is strange as in in many other things.

PS: it's not fun trying to write on a phone. I tried it. It was a nightmare.

[The Wind King]

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Some people with more money than sense use bluetooth keyboards to phone write, although at that point you're either better sucking it up and buying a tablet for the added finger space, or you literally have no other options than your phone.

[Adam Jensen]

"Alright guys, let's not look at Uncle B%#^*+n's weird pony things."

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[Scorch215]

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I just got a tablet. And tried using my phoned keyboard. Not fun.

[D48]

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...I really hope you have a different definition of "strange things that shouldn't amuse me but do" than I do, because that shit is perfectly capable of traumatizing the average adult, let alone children.