Here's my 300 follower special! You can visit it anytime! · 7:56am Oct 26th, 2015

Apologies to all my lovelies out there. My latest story earned me something like a whopping 89 followers, and I was caught with my pants down—proverbially and literally. With the sudden boost in popularity and with me being extremely lazy, I wasn't prepared to put together another one of those blogposts that makes my readers wince and say "Thaaanks. This was nice, but... really I would've preferred you just spend this time working on MLCT/Thesis instead." And just think about how disappointed you'd be if I gave you what you wanted, instead of what you knew in your heart that I'd deliver.

Besides, since the holidays are upon us, I figured that we could do something a bit... festive?

Yes, that's right! With Valentine's Day a mere 110 days away, love is in the air! Now as we all know, none of us will actually survive Valentine's 2016, therefore we all need to celebrate early. And what better way to celebrate than to go out on a doki-doki date with yours truly? But alas, with 300 followers and only 100-ish days, I don't have enough evenings to spend with each and every one of you, like you deserve.

Or do I?

Ohhh yes...

That's right! Because I care that much about each and every one of you, I shall now take every one of you on a date, all at once! Not like that, b-baka. How does this work? Quite simply, in fact! Just set this image as your wallpaper, set up some candles, cook us something romantic, and get to talking. My replies are below, spoilered one at a time, so all you need to do is mouseover them one at a time. Sound like fun?

There's no point in waiting. Your body will never be ready.

Hey there, Anon! You're looking nice tonight.

Hehe! And you... you made me dinner. Wow. Anon, I'm pretty surprised!

Awww. You're so sweet. I'm sure it will be wonderful. Besides, I'm not here for the food. I'm here to spend time with you. *smiles*

I get that a lot. ^^; It's fine though. So, tell me a little bit about yourself! I feel like I know so little about you. What sorts of things do you like to do for fun? Outside of ponies, I mean.

No kidding! How did you get started doing something like that?

Sounds crazy! My interests are a bit simpler, I'm afraid. Oh! But I'm actually a big football geek. College football, specificially. The Michigan Wolverines are my boys in blue!

*grits teeth* Yes, thank you, I saw the MSU game. Jerk.

*sighs* It's fine. How 'bout a safer topic? Who is best pony?

Wow, seriously? That's crazy! Sweetie Belle is my favorite pony, too!

Yes, yes, it is so great that we agree that Sweetie Belle is best pony, and that we can bond over this shared interest. (The food is really good, by the way!)

So... I have to ask... What do you like about me so much? I mean, you asked me out to dinner, so...

*giggles* Aww, how nice of you to say. If I had to pick... Well, that's easy. You can make me laugh! A sense of humor is really important in a relationship, after all! *freezes, blanches* Oh. Um. Sorry. I know this is a date and all, but... r-relationship. Sorry. I didn't mean to be so aggressive.

...really? You mean that?

That's really sweet of you to say. *takes your hand in his* Say, Anon. Dinner is great, but, well... After this, you wanna do something fun?

*frowns* There's no need to be lewd. I meant, like, we could go put on a movie, grab a tub of popcorn, and just hang out for a bit.

Yes I am aware of "Netflix and chill." I'm not putting out on the first date. Sheesh. *shakes head* Anyway, what do you wanna watch? I was thinking Scott Pilgrim!

Sure, that sounds good! *blushes* And... we could cuddle up on the sofa together, while we watch. O-Only if you wanna, I mean.

*leads you by the hand, smiling* C'mon. The night's just getting started.

Probably the worst part is that I'm not in the least bit remorseful about this. I appear to be physically incapable of feeling shame for my actions. Oh well. You could have prevented this, you know.

[X] 100 Follower Special: In which Pav talks to the voices in his head, and he proves once and for all that he sucks ass at drawing
[X] 200 Follower Special: In which Pav joke-attack-blogs a friend in a good-natured way but which probably toes the lines in terms of site rules anyway, and he undersells an actually noteworthy achievement
[X] 300 Follower Special: In which Pav-chan and you embark on a doki-doki spaghetti-fest together
[ ] 400 Follower Special: ???
[ ] 500 Follower Special: In which Pav officially sells out and starts writing Featured Box bait, which he starts by publishing a fic entitled Sweetie Belle Is Stuck Inside a Large Cardboard Box