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255 weeksReal talk from the wife.3 comments · 508 views
I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.
So this is my life.
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300 weeksWent to work today...5 comments · 392 views
School doesn't start until the 20th, yet I have to show up to work. Not even any other faculty here yet.
So, I figured I'd write some horsewords.
Unfortunately, I spent all day actually working, and now I just feel unproductive.
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301 weeksCoq au vin (aka, another episode of Hap cooks drunk)7 comments · 406 views
Those of you who have bad enough judgment to associate with me on discord will probably recall many picture spams of foodstuffs in various states of completion. I post recipes. Some of you have even been brave enough to make them!
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301 weeksGoing to BronyCon. Who to hang out with?5 comments · 385 views
Are you going to be at BronyCon?
I've not planned for this at all. My summer has just been too busy. So, I'm going to let you all do some planning!
Who's going, and when are we hanging out?
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305 weeksNot asking for help.9 comments · 448 views
I don't have medical expenses. I have a car that'll get me to work. I'm not in danger of running out of food (potatoes, yes, but that's only because she eats them).
Yet, I present to you a patreon link.
'Bert said, "I don't expect anybody to give us money, but if they want to, we should make it possible."
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This is the blargh this fandom deserves.
I want to go to there.
Yeah, seems pretty standard to me!
What can you possibly need that many guns for?
I'm pretty sure that you could repost this to Imgur/Reddit and get mad upvotes.
Well... actually, the ponies probably won't help much.
3842952 I am on neither of those websites.
*shrug*
*screams dramatically at the pictures of stuff getting on the guns and making them dirty*
I hate guns.
No, wait, let me finish.
What I hate about them....is cleaning them. I am extraordinarily lazy, and fiddling around with my guns, taking them apart and cleaning them, makes me enter The Long, Dark Teatime Of The Soul.
I studiously avoid touching or holding them when not at the range just so I don't have to clean the accursed things. Right now all my hardware is sitting on a shelf, looking pretty and not being touched.
The only reason I haven't gotten an AR-15 to add to my collection isn't the price; it's the fact that having to take it apart and fiddle with all those tiny parts would make me go to bed and not get out for a day or two.
Make sure to clean your weapons regularly. It's only hygenic.
Also why can't I fave blog posts.
3842912 Perhaps he one day hopes to train a home-defense octopus or 3?
I love traditional cooking.