Real talk from the wife. · 1:44am Jun 11th, 2019
I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.
So this is my life.
Sparkle ponies are what happen when crystal ponies are truly happy. Right now, they're just content with not being outright enslaved. Soon, the Glitter Revolution will unseat the unelected figurehead imposed upon them by the south, and they—
THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED BY THE CRYSTAL MINISTRY OF TRUTH. ALL GLORY TO CADENZA.
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No but Starlight being a descendant of Sombra would actually be dope.
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"Cryyystalllls."
Spike rolled his eyes as he popped open a container of Foalger's. "I don't understand how you can drink this stuff when we have a dozen different kinds of actual coffee beans."
Starlight snarled, the effect lessened by her still closed eyes. "My crystals."