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  • 254 weeks
    Real talk from the wife.

    I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.

    So this is my life.

    3 comments · 506 views
  • 298 weeks
    Went to work today...

    School doesn't start until the 20th, yet I have to show up to work. Not even any other faculty here yet.

    So, I figured I'd write some horsewords.

    Unfortunately, I spent all day actually working, and now I just feel unproductive.

    :applejackunsure:

    5 comments · 389 views
  • 300 weeks
    Coq au vin (aka, another episode of Hap cooks drunk)

    Those of you who have bad enough judgment to associate with me on discord will probably recall many picture spams of foodstuffs in various states of completion. I post recipes. Some of you have even been brave enough to make them!

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    7 comments · 405 views
  • 300 weeks
    Going to BronyCon. Who to hang out with?

    Are you going to be at BronyCon?

    I've not planned for this at all. My summer has just been too busy. So, I'm going to let you all do some planning!

    Who's going, and when are we hanging out?

    5 comments · 383 views
  • 304 weeks
    Not asking for help.

    I don't have medical expenses. I have a car that'll get me to work. I'm not in danger of running out of food (potatoes, yes, but that's only because she eats them).

    Yet, I present to you a patreon link.

    'Bert said, "I don't expect anybody to give us money, but if they want to, we should make it possible."

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    9 comments · 446 views
Jun
11th
2019

Real talk from the wife. · 1:44am Jun 11th, 2019

I think we need real talk for a minute about mlp fim. I've been super disappointed in the crystal ponies. Also straight up where are my sparkle ponies. Like the ponies that are basically crystal ponies full of glitter. As a child of the 80s I have certain expectations around my crystal ponies and the current gen has let me down storywise and with merch.

So this is my life.

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Comments ( 3 )

Sparkle ponies are what happen when crystal ponies are truly happy. Right now, they're just content with not being outright enslaved. Soon, the Glitter Revolution will unseat the unelected figurehead imposed upon them by the south, and they—

THIS TRANSMISSION HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED BY THE CRYSTAL MINISTRY OF TRUTH. ALL GLORY TO CADENZA.

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No but Starlight being a descendant of Sombra would actually be dope.

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"Cryyystalllls."
Spike rolled his eyes as he popped open a container of Foalger's. "I don't understand how you can drink this stuff when we have a dozen different kinds of actual coffee beans."
Starlight snarled, the effect lessened by her still closed eyes. "My crystals."

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