What I Saw At The Store

A few months ago I saw a man in his mid forties pick his nose and wipe is boogers 'discreetly' on the dress of a middle-aged women in front of him.

The woman didn't notice at all. Which means that later she is going to find a very gooey surprise on her dress.

He must have had lots of practice. Which is disturbing to think about.

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Guess who's going to see My Little Pony: The Movie tonight

What does Elvis Presley do after borrowing money from his bank?

Return to lender

And yes ladies and gentlemen, I do want to die and burn forever in Hell for that joke. Unfortunately Hell won't let me back in after the incident I caused.

So much vomit everywhere.

Sometimes you find nothing on tumblr

sometimes you find gems. like this post

click on it, trust me

Yeah, it's Christmas. It's been a good day. I released an episode for y'all. Hope the holidays are going well for you!

“No! No! Let me in you stupid Discorded wackjob! Let me in!” she screamed at the indomitable doors, but they remained motionless.

Her anger flaring, Chrysalis seized on the nearest object, the crown.

“You stupid piece of metal! Damn you for giving me false hope!” Chrysalis flung the circlet at the doors.

But instead of blasting the crown to oblivion, the circlet bounced off the doors with a clink, and to the changelings’ astonishment, the doors slowly swung open.

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Welp, just got home from family get together to find my usual MLP episode source bloating with what I assume is episode leaks. Already seen a few hints of spoilers floating around, so Imma watch these to catch up a bit. My rule is to watch as long I get the episode in order, so let’s go.

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What are...

What are words?

What are the words that can do this episode justice?

Just how good was this episode?

Well, let's see. What did you think, Putin?

How about you, Obama?

And what about you, Kim?

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Things I Have Been Reading: Hear The Baby Laughing by Aragon

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Heh-Heh-Heh... I love it when they're leaked (Saves me time)

LP: 8000

Well, well, Pinkie feels a bit unaccomplished eh? Well, I know the feelings, but I don't care about it (Accomplishments mean nothing to me unless I'm pleased with them) Besides, I already accomplished enough to not want much more from it anyway. (I'll mention in another blog)

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The Mane 6 get roasted at the doctor's office for being unhealthy af. If you don't want to read that, it makes you a communist.
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And so we return to Equestria for the final stretch. And, as with the first half of this season, they feel the need to remind us of that in the episode title. Good thing this is a Pinkie episode; between this and the last Bronycon, it’s enough to make anyone feel a little melancholy.

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That fic, that is just so godawful terrible in everything it does, that it actually makes you laugh your head off at how bad it is?

I have found that fic.

Don't any of you dare criticize it. If the author cancels it I may have to strangle all of you, collectively.

I need this.

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But hey, it's not a soul-crushing tragedy this time!

Jack T. Chick, artist, evangelist, and running joke among Dungeons & Dragons players, passed away at 92.

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I can't even feckin make this shite up. Been workin on a tattoo for one of my mates and he up and gifted me a body pillow cover of worst pony in a track suit.

I don't know what the hell the weebs and animu lovers call these things but I guess they are popular as irish baileys in coffee amongst the nerds.

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OK, so. I kinda have to rush this one out quicker than I wanted to cuz it’s pretty late. I had to stay after work to attend a meeting for like three hours, and I didn’t get home until just a little while ago.

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Funny. Now that I've deleted some stories, there's an un-published spot with only Sunset Shimmer stories.

Below is my May 2017 submission for the Flashfic Fimfiction group.

There's a limit of 150 words, so I can't publish this by itself. Until I have an anthology of these going, I'll be posting the stories directly in blog entries.

This story was written for the prompt, "Laugh so you don't cry", selected by Pascoite. (What did capital letters ever do to you, Pascoite?!)

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