Meanwhile, in the Canterlot Palace...

Fancypants: "News, my more dread lord! The Griffin Legions have sworn fealty to you and pledge their undying loyalty!"

Shepherd: "Is that good news though?"

Fancypants: "Well, once they learned that a human wrote their holy book, it really was inevitable."

Shepherd: "Dare I ask what their holy book is?"

Blueblood; "It's actually a series of holy books, all by the human prophetess Ayn Rand, who espoused-"

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Beware, for they be out to get you.

The Elements of Harmony meet in the Golden Oaks Library-Or, as Dash was calling it "Super Awesome Resistance Headquarters."

Twilight: "All right. Shepherd invited us to see him in the palace. This can only mean one thing!"

Applejack: "A trap!"

Pinkie: "Snacks!"

Spike: "Trap snacks!"

Twilight: "Yes! It has to be a trap!"

Fluttershy: "Um, so... We don't go?"

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Honest opinion of debate: Grumpy Old Men. All 3 of them, Wallace included. EVERYBODY LOST.

Trump couldn't nail down Biden on his falsehoods, of which there were many. As I was watching, I desperately wished I were in Trump's place, as Biden would have handed me absolute victory as I could have CRUSHED him with what I know off the top of my head.

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Might as well drop my own little blurb, and address the tiny elephant in the room: the fly

CLEARLY, it felt safe on Pence, who is a gentle heavenly person who sits at the right hand of God UNLIKE THE DEMONESS HARRIS, THE REINCARNATION OF THE VAMPIRE QUEEN LILITH, WHO WOULD HAVE SUCKED ITS SOUL OUT AND DESTROYED ITS HOPES OF REINCARNATION!!! (See, this is God-tier propaganda. Learn how troll masters do it, fools!)

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I decided to make a series of posts based on what my favorite Fanmade MLP videos are.

The first video that I decided to share with you all is a video featuring a song from Disney’s “The Emperor’s New Groove”. It’s called “Snuff Out the Light”. It was sung by the legendary Eartha Kitt, who became best known by fans for voicing the film’s main antagonist, Yzma.

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I sorta had a plan for an election day fic. A coup, involving Luna.

Source

Marching up to the white house, her saddlebags bulging with cans of soup ‘for her family,’ maybe some batponies.

Everybody loves batponies.

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Hello to all the good people reading my blog and specialy the (currently) 53 loyal souls who are tracking my story In Nomine. It took me God Emperor damn 3 years, the advice of a very good friend and the writing lessons of a Mr. James Paterson to get the ol´cogitator up and running again, but here we go again.

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Cozy Glow comes from the future, where Grogar's alliance won and the ponies are enslaved to his will. Her contacting Tirek and getting thrown in Tartarus was all to win not only Tirek's friendship, but Grogar's attention. Now that she's in Grogar's inner circle, she's gonna try to win over Tirek and Chrysalis and pit them against Grogar.

So... Rise of Skywalker. Unmarked spoilers ahead. Read at your own risk!

Before I get into any specifics I just want to go on record here.

I like... no, I LOVE ALL OF THE STAR WARS FILMS. Every single one.

The Original Trilogy?

To this day, they are still some of my favorite films.

The Prequels?

Not great movies, but there are some good parts to them. At the very least I consider them to be my guilty pleasures.

And the sequel trilogy?

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 31st TV show analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Emperor's New School".

Here's the rundown of this program:

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