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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Mar
12th
2017

Got a joke for you all. · 3:36pm Mar 12th, 2017

What does Elvis Presley do after borrowing money from his bank?

Return to lender

And yes ladies and gentlemen, I do want to die and burn forever in Hell for that joke. Unfortunately Hell won't let me back in after the incident I caused.

So much vomit everywhere.

Comments ( 26 )

Backstory required.

I have a joke, but apparently it's only funny if you're a true native of Texas (born there, never lived anywhere else, plan on dying there). Here it is:

Oklahoma.

Note- i don't know why it's funny to them.

4452922 You've never heard an Elvis Presley song in your life? You've never heard 'Return to Sender', which was the punchline of the joke except 'sender' was replaced with 'lender'? Oh good god give me f**king strength...HERE! LISTEN TO THIS YOU POOR SOUL, LISTENING TO YOUR BLOODY LINKIN PARK AND DEPRESSING SAD SONGS! Children in society these days - what is wrong with you!? XD

4452962 I've got a better joke.

My tiny willy.

4452922 I started writing the backstory for a character from a game I play, just to deliberately take what you said out of context from what your statement obviously implied.
Then I started to get bored.
I am instead going to say that people on the internet (including me) will take what you say and roll with whatever the hell they want, supporting their own opinions all just to make a pun or something whatever-
and now I'm taking too long to say this shit

point is, your statement is vague

god I'm tired.

4453066 Funny joke:
my life

work starts in 3hrs

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Unfortunately Hell won't let me back in after the incident I caused.
So much vomit everywhere.

I WAS REFERRING TO THIS GUYS, CALM DOWN XD

4453079 I can't calm down, I've had little to no sleep for 3 days

4453079 What is your avatar? It confuses me. It's just green and shapes and stuff. It hurts me to think about it.

4453079 Well be more specific about what you mean next time dude. I still love you. You're one of my fave babes. Who's probably a bloke but life is short. XD

4453140 I feel in heat sometimes.

I need a woman. I really do. I'm so pathetically awful.

4453147 Isn't that what we watch MLP for? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4453150 I watch MLP so I don't have to be reminded that the only lay I'll ever get in life, is with cement and a pile of bricks.

4453154 ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT FACES

4453159 It's funny because all bricks look the same.

I'm not discriminating.

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4453075 You think that's bad!
'I'm a rock':facehoof:

4453555 Backstory required. :trollestia::trollestia::yay::rainbowwild:

4453709 Backstory? My name here is Boulder!:derpyderp2: Just an avid Maudlin Persephone Pie fan...and the name was available.

4453709 He was a cop, and damn good at his job. But one night, he found himself stuck between a rock and a hard place while chasing after a sex offender doped up on Viagra. The culprit got away, and he was left to die under a big boulder. But then, the energies of that boulder seeped into his body, and he gained the powers of a rock. Now he hunts criminals under the darkness of night, crushing them literally as our greatest hero.

His name...is Nob Master /Brock from Pewter City/Boulder.

4453722 lol, I just noticed your name :twilightsheepish:

4453737 Sounds like a stone-cold motherfucker

4453737 Look what that sex offender did to my girl!!
cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2363893/85099246.jpg
Cut down in her prime 100,000 years.

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