Poison Ivy · 3:48pm Jun 27th, 2019
Alternating leaves of three.
They're growing under a tree?
I'd say they suck, but that's what mosquitos do. Sorry.
But yeah, do not touch them with anything you want to keep. The oils are the problem.
Alternating leaves of three.
They're growing under a tree?
I'd say they suck, but that's what mosquitos do. Sorry.
But yeah, do not touch them with anything you want to keep. The oils are the problem.
Trixie's Threeway Trouble is about to reach the Bridle Gossip episode. Now what?
Hey, guys. Mr. J here.
For everyone who knows how to cook and those who rely on someone else to cook for them, it is very important to remember that if someone improperly stores food for too long, it can be really dangerous.
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You know the drill by now, folks! I'M A DESPERATE ATTENTION HORSE WHO NEEDS CONSTANT VALIDATION I'm a swell lass who likes to keep you updated :) Below you'll find where I'm currently at with the next update of The Poisoned Barb's Tale!
That having been said, here we goooooo:
Does anyone remember Poison Joke? If you do, you ever wonder what would happen if the young/student six got infected by it? Let me know what you think.
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Derply here, giving you a status update on how things are looking for April's chapters!
Right now I'm a little behind schedule, I'm sad to report. I've unfortunately not been granted any time off during the quarantine going on right now, and in fact I've been twice as busy as usual! The joys of being an essential business, I guess.
Another snag I've run into is actually a good one; I ended up COMPLETELY deleting what I had written for Dragonshy ^_^
I wonder about the randomness of these jokes. If you were to dump yourself into a field of poison joke what would you turn to. Personally, I would be either loud as a blowhorn combine with 1,000 stereo surround or freakishly strong to kill in one touch. Some considered the second a better option if that didn't death by one snu-snu touch. So I would like to here some of yours.
W-why...?
Why does this keep freaking happening when I want to finish an entry lately?!
I SWEAR I've been trying to cut these done to more manageable portions! Honest! In fact I've been thinking of going back to Boast Busted and putting the ending part in it's own chapter...
... but that doesn't solve the problem now!
Because 1) somebody was bugging me about it, 2) it was ready to go once I got around to getting off my butt and applying edits and 3) stating that I am totally working on stuff, you guys, seriously rings hollow if I don't put out an update every now and then.
Hopefully it'll draw my proofreaders' attention and get them to go through the next chapter ...
Don't worry, it's nothing bad! Quite the opposite, really. Long while back, commissioned the great Scarletsfeed to do a piece of art relating to the story, and not too long ago, the waiting finally bore fruit, as seen below.
Okay, mostly due to both Night Classes taking up quite a bit of my time that I could otherwise spend writing, I'm putting both "I Walk the (Firing) Line" and Poison Whiskey on hiatus for the time being, so I can spend time working on both other stories I've been neglecting, get at least one more EG: Transformation chapter under my belt and to work on a Valentine's Day one-shot that I've been cooking up in my head. (And hopefully, that Fame and Misfortune one-shot I thought and asked you guys
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Derply here, coming at you with a status update on when ya'll can expect the next batch of chapters for The Poisoned Barb's Tale.
Seriously. I just went to a restaurant, ordered vegetarian since I know my stomach will get upset from meat, but still had heart burn, leg cramps, and an upset stomach. My stomach is such a pussy. Well, you are what you eat after all
I know I promised a chapter of After the Storm this weekend. I'm getting a mild block right now in that storyline. Can I use the excuse that I was writing with Starscribe all week for this week's chapter of The Eternal Lonely Day? Don't mean to throw you under the bus, Star. But hey, with the engine running, it's warm down here. Just don't breathe in the exhaust.
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Derply here, bringing you another end of the month status update on The Poisoned Barb's Tale!
March was a bit wild for me irl, so unfortunately I wasn't able to produce nearly as much as I wanted to. The updates on gen five we received during this time certainly relit my passion for ponies, but with no real time to focus it into writing the energy kinda went... pft.
There was also one other hurdle that got in the way...
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Derply here, wanting to at least post SOMETHING on this site one more time before this blasted year comes to an end (skip to the word Synopses if you don't want to be bored by my status update. I won't judge )
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Hello everyone! Hope 2020 is treating you all well... personally, at least. Things are okay with me, outside of a family scare. Hope your holidays were nice as well.
So, onto business.
That's right, another one!
This is the semifinal. Savor it while it lasts!