Showering and shitting. Bet you don't know what the third one is

Please spread the new shipping around will you? There's a pie in it for you if you do. But I'll have to check that Piemations hasn't gangbanged it first...

Seriously. Who put her there to begin with?

I don't like Minecraft, but this is funny.

Why can't this be our real life?

I don't know if this is funny or not, but I give points for effort

I said it before and I said it again. Asia is weird! (This is a commercial for a love hotel if you don't get it)

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Many people have probably heard of People of Walmart ; a site where people share and post pictures of the more crazy happenings that take place in the Walmart stores on a daily basis.

If you have never visited People of Walmart before, here is just a small sample of what you will find on the site. Or you know, any local Walmart if you are brave enough to go into one.

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So Galacon, that lovely German convention that I along with a host of others will be attending*, has just opened up ticket sales here.

This is partly to remind folks I'm going, partly to remind folks many other cool people are going, and to let aforementioned people to buy tickets and make needed arrangements.

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Hello everyone, I am pleased to announce that finally, the next part of the story posted easier this year Love Sickness is up and available to read!

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Care to make the Twilight vs Tirek fight awesome AND hilarious? Play the Juggernaut's theme from Deadpool 2 as soon as the battle gets to 1:34.

Hopefully it's up to the site standards. I was a bit iffy about whether or not it needed to be rated Everyone or Teen so I decided to play it safe and rated it Teen just in case. With any luck it'll be up soon.

~ Angel

EDIT: Hey, it's up already! Go read it! It's called "Confessions."

“Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.”

This quote is often cited as being said by Pablo Picasso. The quote itself is often used to describe that art is derivative, and that sometimes the best pieces of art are doing what’s been done, but doing it even better. After all, Super Mario Bros. is not considered the best 2D platformer, as people often consider World or 3 to be better anyways.

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Also, DizzyDan - I DO still want to do a comic reading with you at some stage, but a couple of people unsubbed from my channel and my animation is taking some time to do, so I just needed to put SOMETHING out on my channel quickly. Please don't think I did this without you in mind or anything, okay?

Skip to 5:10 to hear the reference. Next thing you know they'll be adding Princess Celestia and/or Luna as guest DLC characters.

How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!

I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.

So what you will need is:

1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.

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I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD

Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<

Wash Dat Bass

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)

The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.

The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,

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Here's a joke I've been working on.

What is the difference between UniqueSKD and an ordinary bag?

UniqueSKD may be passing himself off as something special, but the bag holds a hell of a lot more dignity than he does.

Congratulations to you if you have read this far into the joke, all...four or five of you who actually come here for the comedy...which actually might just be two out of the five hundred and fifty five people who know me.

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