How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate! · 10:41pm Aug 5th, 2017
How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!
I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.
So what you will need is:
1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.
2. Set up a booth somewhere busy. Like on the side of a downtown area or something. Make sure you have a permit if the city requires it. Otherwise the po po will drag your butt to dah slammer. And that's not the kind of butt action you are looking for.
3. Set up a sign saying you are selling chocolate.
4. Wait.
Within a matter of literally seconds, you will be surrounded by ladies all wanting some of your chocolate wares. You will be the most popular guy in town.
Everyone loves the candy man.
Hand out dem candy roses.
You'll score every dime. ;)
The Candyman Can
4624962 Yes he can. ;)
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Cause he mixes it with love and makes it all taste good
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Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise),
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew),
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two,
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)!
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can),
The Candy Man can,
'Cause he mixes it with love,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good) !
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Only reason i thought of that is i recently watched The Nostalgia Critic's review of Tom and Jerry and Willy Wonka and The chocilate factory
Will this work on any mare in Ponyville?
4624969 That movie was really weird. lol It makes you wonder why they made it. <_<
4624972 Oh course! Everypony knows that mares love their chocolate too. ;)
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His review works well you shoukd watch it
Thanks... you've enabled a hormone-pumped teenager to achieve an endless supply of ladies.
4624987 I watched the review before. It cracked me up. lol
4624991 I am glad that I could be of service, my friend.
60% it works 47% of the time.
At the very least I'll make enough money within the week to buy a High Definition Camera and possibly another TV!
Honestly this is a good busyness model. To middle class suburbia women gourmet chocolate is like meth!
4625043 Wut.
4625083 You bring up another good point, my fine sir; location is everything! The areas with the most chocolate obsessed ladies will yield the best results.
4625083 You bring up another good point, my fine sir; location is everything! The areas with the most chocolate obsessed ladies will yield the best results.
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You said it had a 100% chance of working. I said 60% of the time it has a 49% chance of working
4625233 It works all of the time though. No one can refuse the charm of the candy man.
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I've met plenty of girls who say they don't like chocolate.
4625835 Then give them other snacks. ;)
hang on a second! This isn't relevant at all! D:
And i'm pretty sure these days no one does trust a candy man.
edit: just realised you said how to get the ladies, not to keep them XD
4627843 You've got to read the fine print. ;)
And yes. This will draw the ladies to you (or else some other kind of snack will). But! You've got to figure out how to keep them around. ;)
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fair enough...
4628945 Yay!
What if we attract the wrong kind of people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBhxIyT8Slg
4629693 Then run away as fast as you can.
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good idea
4629717 I'm happy that I could be of service. XD
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Thanks Lyra X3
4629729 You are very welcome, my friend. XD
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So, how are you today?
4629858 I am doing pretty good, thank you. How are things going with you?
4629863
Good to hear, and good as well
4629865 I am glad to hear it, my friend. :)
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Thank you Lyra :3
4630039 You are very welcome.
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:D