Feb
3rd
2017
Personal Attack on UniqueSKD...by UniqueSKD himself. · 8:59pm Feb 3rd, 2017
Here's a joke I've been working on.
What is the difference between UniqueSKD and an ordinary bag?
UniqueSKD may be passing himself off as something special, but the bag holds a hell of a lot more dignity than he does.
Congratulations to you if you have read this far into the joke, all...four or five of you who actually come here for the comedy...which actually might just be two out of the five hundred and fifty five people who know me.
Hello darkness my old friend...I've come to cry i you again.
You called?
When you're getting insulted by yourself.
Being the first one here, (hopefully not the last lol 
) I'll just try to think up of a joke to say. But I can't. 
I'm not funny.
I'm just gonna awkwardly leave now...
^ Story of my life right there.
Was I funny now?!
No? Uh, bye... *awkwardly leaves*
(Wow,this took so long to write
I came when this was posted eight seconds ago. EIGHT. And I spent all the time trying to make that joke. 
)
4408329
Oh I bet you did, you dirty person. XD Sorry, I have the body of a 25 year old and yet the mind of a 12 year old. XD
4408326 No, but you can stay for a while if you want to. :)
4408345 Totally fine.
I was just in a bragging mood. And a hungry mood... I see almost everything in my feed a minute after it's posted because of all of the new tabs I open here with stories. 
I really have to stop with all of these pages... 
With all of these pages, everything is loading so slow I can't make NEW pages lol.
4408346
I'm glad you don't recognize me as the darkness.
Maybe some music will help lighten your mood after that sick burn you gave yourself? I'll gladly stay, in either case.
4408356 No need for apologies, :)
4408362 Okie, doki, loki! I'm going to go and steal some food now... From my own fridge.
Dignity and I have been constant adversaries for a long time. I sometimes go out of my way to throw adverse public idiocies in his face!
Old joke: What's the difference between me and a sack of manure....the sack!
Savage af
4408401 God damn it that sheep goat avatar thingie is still adorable.
4408445 that's why I keep it, it distracts people from my terrible personality and bad life skills.