Time for some self-promotion!

I've been stuck in a rut with my MLP stories, so I started to work an a not-pony story. Specifically, a Borderlands story. Even more specifically, Pandora High.

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I just uploaded chapter six of a not-pony fanfic called "Pandora High" to fanfiction.net. You may remember a week or so ago when I posted a blog promoting it, saying I would be resuming production, here's what it's about, et cetera, et cetera. This post is to let you know that I uploaded a new chapter.

Here's the link.

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Should I do it?

Joker here. Well, after being informed of there already being a Handsome Jack Displaced story, I began doing a little research in order to find another way to make Equestria 25% more Handsome. And you know what my research uncovered? Handsome Jack has multiple body doubles, and honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was the Jack we offed in Borderlands 2, especially given that Jack saw his own death at the end of the Pre-Sequel, which, I might add, has DLC where you can play as one of

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I apologize to all of our readers. Unlike the two-faced fucks at 2K screwing us PC players out of our beloved games for the year 2019, I'm going to be up front, honest, and non-hypocritical with the reasons behind my upsetting decisions.

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A while ago, I teased a Borderlands MLP crossover.
Then came College finals.
Then came massive writers block.
Then came Vacation.

Basically,I've been lazy this summer has ben busy, but I hope to bring you Borderlands, An Equestrian tale soon.
For now though here's some plot teasers.

Axton Freaks out at having hooves. Mainly because he can't hold a gun anymore.

Brick's no different. He's always been Bull headed. It's just a little more literal now.

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I can't believe they went there. Pretty ballsy.

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Well, I've decided to follow through with that Handsome Jack Body Double Idea. The story will be entitled "Equestria Gets 25% More Handsome," and this is the cover art I'll be using:

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Well, I believe we've retired nearly every item we came into True Vault Hunter Mode with, save for the Chain Lightning grenade on my end, and The Bee on Brady's. We're currently salivating at the thought of leveled variants of our favored guns.

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Really, really not a fan of Epic or their store, as I've said previously, but also again, we're kinda in a time of plague right now, and people need all the distraction they can get.

That being Borderlands 2 + Pre-Sequel, by the way. Both pretty good games in their own rights.

Thanks to ZeroOneInFinn for the tip.

Happy New Year everyone! I wonder how everyone spent it?

Me? I spent New Year's Eve playing Borderlands with my best friend. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Because friendship is magic.

Okay, enough dead memes lol

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.... i've got nothing for this, it's just too funny.

All right! Who is ready for part 2? I know I am! We've got a lot of fun coming, and it starts tomorrow morning!

Speaking of fun, someone has finally started updating the TV Tropes page to catch up! The section for Beyond the Borderlands has been pretty empty, but it looks like the developments of Chapter 18 were enough to get some people touching it up again! Thanks, whoever you are!

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*bounces a rubber ball against the wall* Come on, Mr. J, there's gotta be something you can do, something you haven't thought of yet... wait, now what's this? "Borderlands: The Handsome Collection." Hmm... might make for a decent livestream after Easter, once I get the Internet hooked back up. But, what about a story...? Ooh... lightbulb. And to help maintain the asethtic, I'll try my hand at doing something with Fallout: Equestria. BRILLIANT!!! And I know just the guy to crash-land there...

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Borderlands 2 never takes itself too seriously.

I had to pause to laugh for a couple minutes.

Sometimes those of you who peruse this site may find it easy to forget that I'm actually quite the gamer.

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