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Spoilers for the blog, Ask King Sombra.

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I'm feeling a little bit better.

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I'm done with League of Legends. I'm sorry to those who have followed me on my story Tonight, We Hunt and only read that story. Go read my other stories. I put so much more time and effort into them.

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I'm very thankful for you guys.

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I've been feeling "below average" for a while now, having some memories that I'd like to forget surface up and give me that hollow pain in your gut, but from all of the support, wonderful comments, and the new fans and friends I make when I put out more content, I have to say it to you all.

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I've been getting requests for my FiM anthology Lovely Darkness, so I'm making it available again. Please read the complex mess below if interested.

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May Celestia and Luna have mercy on my very soul...

...but in reality I thought this was funny.

Remember folks - YOU asked me to make this.

Seriously. I've been bawling my eyes out on and off for a good two hours. Why? Because I read this bloody story.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92962/sunset-of-time
(please click read more)

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''Evidently, the makers of this recording couldn't afford any studio time, so they just cut this in one of those old "Record Your Voice! Only 50 cents!" booths they used to have at amusement parks.'' - Ben Minnotte

(E. Presley - V. Matson) Elvis Presley Music, Inc. (BMI)

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OwO what's this? Some Sparity with gratuitous Pinkie Pie, OCD Twilight, and sassy Starlight thrown into the mix? Batten down the hatches boys and girls, it's coming...

**BREAKING** ***STOP SCROLLING NOW AND READ THIS***

If you haven't submitted your entry to my CUDDLEFIC CONTEST, you are running out of time! Publish your stories NOW, because the deadline is midnight tonight!!!!!!!!!

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And Happy Halloween too!

HOOOOO BOY am I excited! I've finished the final chapter of AAP: The Misery Tree, and after I get back to work, I plan on binging on ALOT of horror and macabre. Watch a little Beetlejuice here, play a little Resident Evil HD there, maybe play some Nightmare Creatures and watch Army of Darkness, before capping it off with Garfield's Halloween Adventure for a laugh.

May your day be filled with spooks and excitement too, dear readers!

This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Everything's fucked, apparently. Ring's schedule is all sorts of hectic, so this one was a fair bit late.

There's "Flutterbat's Harem." Y'all seemed to have fun with that one.

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Hey y'all,

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and in unrelated news we're sad for doing so poorly in the clop contest

i mean

we didn't really take it seriously

nor did we write anything exclusively with the contest in mind aside that rainbow/celestia fic

and we didn't proofread our stuff that well

and we don't have editors

and uh

well that's about it

we just feel the suck

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Congrats on the resounding success of "Tree of Harmony." Going back to our favorite cliches actually brought out the best in you guys. Managed to squeeze in a few promotions.

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Now I just need a proofreader and/or editor to help me out by looking it over.

So I sent in the first chapter into some proofreading group I came across. Hope someone comments soon about it. Haven't done any story writing in a while but then I'm not expecting to be praised on my first chapter piece.

Tomorrow morning, I'll be heading off to the airport with my family and a close friend, and then a few hour later I'll be in Florida!

As a reminder to you all, I want ALL of you - yes, I mean ALL. OF. YOU. WHO. FOLLOW. ME! - to remember what I asked of you guys and gals in a previous blog. See link here Click on me, for I am the aforementioned link

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