If anything happens to me while I'm on holiday next week... · 12:21pm Aug 17th, 2015
...I want all of you guys and gals to promise me you'll support each other and anyone else who needs it. That you will help each other out and set an example to others. Also take care of Twidashloverxox (aka RagnarisFellhanded on YouTube) for me, and promise to do as much good in this world and with your lives as you can.
Also, would you all mind holding an internet funeral service in my name and have everyone who follows me on this site and on YouTube play this song? I've recently discovered this song and I really think it's awesome. Hell, I'm thinking of doing Unique an animation to this song.
All of this is nothing to worry about really (I hope. Gulp!) I'm just a little worried is all. The world is a dangerous place these days. I just wanna make early arrangements and stuff, you know? I mean, I'm a tough bastard to kill and I'd be a horrific nightmare for anyone who thought of taking me as a hostage or whatever but you can never be too careful. After all, bullets tend to hurt. Like, a lot. Not as bad as needles which I am TERRIFIED of, but yeah...
Okay, I'll post something as I go and I'll let you all know on the night before I'm off to the airport when I'm going. If you don't hear anything from me in the first week after that then...well...let's not delve into that matter.
Seeing as I've been robbed, been in a RV fire and gotten shot on three different vacations/holidays, I think you've all rights to be afraid.
Of course, and stay safe on your travels.
I read blog post tags. Yes, seriously.
3326232 (Laughs)
Wait, seriously? You're...you were joking right? Right? Please?
*watches over an hour of "best sketches by your favorite comedians" Then you went and posted that...* YER A D*CK!!
All seriousness YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE!!!
Don't let anyone worry you about the flight. Last time I went on a trip, I texted my friend that I was leaving on a plane that day, and she responded with something along the lines of, "WHAT IF YOU CRASH?!" I wasn't worried before...
You'll be fine. Trust me.
3326232
Disturbed, outta fuckin' nowhere!
3326418 I'm actually not. I've the scars to show from getting shot and the fire, even.
3327118 I'd ask for a photo out of curiosity but I feel that'd be both disrespectful to your privacy and a violation of my code regarding the personal confidentiality of my followers.
In short, I'd feel like a sick pervert in asking. So I won't and just take your word for it.
3326576 Thank you, your Majesty. (bows politely)
Where the hell are you going?
3327537 To Florida.
3327699 Well, R.I.P. You should go to California, it would be easier to get you to my basement.
3327711 It would be easier for me to meet you in person and slap you around the back of the head for suggesting a 'Misery' scenario. XD
If you haven't seen that film then damn it I wasted my Misery joke...
3327870 I get the reference, but I haven't seen the movie.
3327353 The fire got my face, and the gunshot got a more delicate area.
I don't show my face to anyone anymore, so I wouldn't have sent you pictures either way :/