I'm Done With League of Legends

I'm done with League of Legends. I'm sorry to those who have followed me on my story Tonight, We Hunt and only read that story. Go read my other stories. I put so much more time and effort into them.

I came to this decision when I was playing League of Legends where I was two points shy of my Bronze 6 promo, then I had this Wukong claim that he was some big shot youtuber smurfing on a low elo account who wouldn't stop spamming "Papa Johns Pizza" in the chat while he ran down my lane and fed my enemy kill after kill. After about the ninth time he did this, I then proceeded to call him:

A piece of shit autistic fucking dick sucking worthless penis hole shit eating cock gobbler that should be beheaded by ISIS like the trash that he is

I was then banned for 14 days.

I cannot tell you how wrong this is. I have literally been banned before due to Riot's autistic system having a mislabel and thinking that I was hacking, taking an entire two weeks to get resolved, and then the slap me in the balls with this shit.

However, it's also come to my attention that League isn't exactly a game that I have been having fun with.

Let me explain.

You sit in a fucking Patch of grass hitting brain dead AI creeps for the first twenty minutes, them everyone runs around like their heads have been cut off. It then boils down to who is retarded enough to get caught out and throw the game for their team.

But ShadowFall. What about competitive League?

Competitive League is nothing like regular League.

In competitive League, everyone is amazing at the game. I'm real League, there are two people who play a champion to their fullest and work to try and win cohesively, four people who just play flavor of the month shit because it's a free win, three people who are literally lacking any sort of motor skills because they have an extra chromosome, and one other who is so toxic, not even uranium covered in shit and snake venom could compare.

In addition, I have given Riot free publicity by creating Tonight, We Hunt on this website of fine literature, to the point where they should be paying ME to create the damn lore for their game where lore doesn't even fucking exist.

-ShadowFall

P.S.-

Fuck DotA

Comments

[Mkchief34]

Shit. Sorry to hear that.

[stapart]

Can i ask for...i don't know maybe some quick end (1-2 chapter) or a summary of future events/endings
........unless it's a joke on April Fool's Day......then don't scare us like this

[thatotherotherguy]

4480343 ... it's april fools day dude

[mrkillwolf666]

good April fools joke

[Mkchief34]

4480365 Shit. I thought it was legit.