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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 1 week
    boo

    hello

    we are thinking about potentially taking on a small commission.

    please contact us if you are interested.

    thank you.

    <3

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  • 15 weeks
    darf is really tired and needs somewhere to live

    i don't feel like i have the energy to explain everything that's going on right now.

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    4 comments · 570 views
  • 18 weeks
    my b

    hey all

    sorry for reaching out for human contact and then, like... not responding to those offers for contact. truth be told i feel like a bit of a fraud/sham: i asked for people to be kind and contact us, and then got too scared to respond. partly i don't want to dump my problems on these poor innocent people. partly i am just stupid i guess.

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    2 comments · 262 views
  • 21 weeks
    darf makes friends

    (hopefully)

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  • 23 weeks
    the darf is dead (long live the darf)

    first, that's a metaphor. i am not dead, and i am feeling surprisingly non-suicidal, so take that as you will.

    over the last few days i reached out to what i hope are all my commissioners, offering them full refunds on their purchases. i won't share any more details about that here, other than to say it's something that i can't really afford but am hoping to sort out through various means.

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May
27th
2020

steam just erased a 2,000+ word review we wrote about The Long Dark · 9:40am May 27th, 2020

and in unrelated news we're sad for doing so poorly in the clop contest

i mean

we didn't really take it seriously

nor did we write anything exclusively with the contest in mind aside that rainbow/celestia fic

and we didn't proofread our stuff that well

and we don't have editors

and uh

well that's about it

we just feel the suck


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Comments ( 6 )

Gabe giveth

And thus

Gabe taketh away

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he probably dropped a cheddar cheese burrito on the server while i was posting it

(that's the joke we used to make back in TF2/L4D days. any time something went wrong, cheddar cheese burrito. or some permutation of that foodstuff)

nice new avatar (if it is new. if it isn't new, it's still nice)

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Rumor has it, Gabe once had two buttons before him.

One released half life three. One gave him a cheesburger.

The rest his story.


The avatar is new-ish.

Yo I wanna write a weird collab with you

I compulsively copy long messages I write before sending for this very reason. Of course this often means I need to make a new text document to contain it in case I accidentally copy something else, so...often get quite a lot of those before I clean up.

Each has its downside, I suppose.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

Man, I love The Long Dark. Was your 2k-word review positive or negative?

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