So this is it, everyone! · 6:42pm Aug 24th, 2015
Tomorrow morning, I'll be heading off to the airport with my family and a close friend, and then a few hour later I'll be in Florida!
As a reminder to you all, I want ALL of you - yes, I mean ALL. OF. YOU. WHO. FOLLOW. ME! - to remember what I asked of you guys and gals in a previous blog. See link here Click on me, for I am the aforementioned link
Anyways, once I get over to Florida, I'm gonna try and finish up the first chapter to a new story I'm working on, and then come the first day of the holiday, I'm going to turn Florida upside-down and see what's hiding underneath.
Oh, and can you all promise to keep an eye on Twidashloverxox for me? Lately I've been having some...suspicions about her after some oddly coincidental things came up during some banter we had the other night. I still choose to trust her, but...I don't know, I'm kinda torn between where I am at the moment with her and the fact I have not yet met her before I'm to board a plane doesn't make me any better.
Well, anyways, it'll have to wait. Besides, I'm promised myself that if - though God forbid it - Twidashloverxox turned out to be a creepy guy pretending to be a lovely lady, I'd hunt the shit down and kill him as painfully and excruciatingly as possible. But you didn't hear it from me, okay? (smiles and winks)
Putting that aside though, I hope there's a chance I'll bump into one of you, or get spotted by somebody. And if you happen to see me on the news channel getting into a cop car with handcuffs, can you record the show and send it to me if you can? Whatever it is I do to get arrested live on the air would probably be pretty cool to put up on my YouTube channel!
Not that I intend to break the law, of course. Only the law of logical understanding...and maybe the law of physics, but that's still a power I'm practicing currently. I'm no Deadpool just yet.
Anyways, I hope I'll have a safe flight tomorrow, and I hope every one of you will be safe and sound and cheerful on your ends. I'll let you all know how I am once I arrive there, dudes and dudettes! Peace out!
Also, you're all like my own family. And being serious here for a moment, I love each and every one of you. You're the best Followers a nutjob brony like me could ever ask for. God bless your souls forever for staying at my side. (salutes)
These pictures, partly because egotism, but mostly because you guys motivate me to draw.
Okay. See you when I get there, everyone! And remember - call the National Guard. They deserve to know what they're dealing with, after all. Hee hee hee!
Forever your loyal sex toy friendly brony buddy,
UniqueSKD and Unique
P.S - Email me more often, you guys! I get lonely here and there's only so many times I can watch cheesy cheaply produced 90's erotica movies like 'Planet Satisfaction' and 'Cops and Nob-Gobblers' before it gets tedious! Although 'Cops and Nob'Gobblers' does provide an interesting insight into the struggles between an officer of the law and his sworn duties to uphold the justice system while also trying to find that g-spot of the woman he is honor-bound to protect...
Well now
3343918 I tire of you all bad-mouthing Florida. It sounds so un-American of you all. But if you feel that way truthfully I have no right to tell you to feel otherwise.
Besides, remember I'll be there soon. By then it isn't just the sun that'll be heating the place up. Hee hee hee
3344001 Sure. Exploding meth, let's call it that shall we?
Have fun! Florida is a nice place. Crazy, but nice.
Good luck! It should be nice over there, if you like extreme humidity and heat. Fun fact: your'e more likely to uh... pass. in a car accident than a plan crash. Even planes don't crash often. side note: if you see the flight attendants freaking out you're probably fucked.
Well Good luck, you'll be fine! And don't take any jobs in pizza parlors that have animatronics in them. NO MATTER HOW CUTE OR PONY THEY ARE!