Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  14  7 · 367 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list.

EApplePears

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.

• Applejack

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  2 · 870 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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*Looks again at the story*

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Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.

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Neat, another follower special.

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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Hey look, it's what was supposed to be what is now What If!

Seriously though, What If was supposed to be the serious story, while this one was supposed to go wacko-insane. Funny how life throws curveballs at you, eh? Either way, I've got a new comment-driven story sitting somewhere along the approval queue. We'll see how well that one goes.

Don't mind the fact that I got distracted and played Angry Birds for half an hour before starting on this.

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"Eat my dust Temp!"

"Oh you're on! I'm gonna pound you into the dust!"

"Hey losers, when you finish your trash talking, care to notice that I've almost won?"

"Gah! Get over here so I can slam you into oblivion!"

"Hands off my man, Ember!"

"Oh, go back to the thrift store your attitude came from! Now take this!"

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Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!

ESpace Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  4 · 932 views

Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).

Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.

Whoops.

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Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!

ESplit Conscience

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

A man awakes to find a pony. In his mind.

• Human
• Twilight
• OC

TheMajorTechie · 4.9k words  ·  24  2 · 885 views

Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.

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Yup. We're knocking out an entire series this time 'round.

EScrew Time!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

Screwball got fed up with the history of Equestria, and she'll stop at nothing to change it.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  2 · 478 views

EScrew Space!!!

• MLP: FiM
• Random

What happens when BakedPotatoLand feels a bit too small for Screwball? Chaos. Chaos and a side of chips.

• Discord
• Screwball

TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 500 views

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Mmm... I love the smell of reboots in the morning.

I should probably put some work into this fic now that Splintershard's on hiatus, shouldn't I? I mean, I'm already here, roasting it, so I'd might as well take the step and actually write another chapter, right?

Nah. I'ma roast this thing and then probably go to bed or something. Or lurk on Discord for another hour.

Anyway.

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Just released a Christmas-themed Holiday Comedy Spike story: ‘Chestnuts Roasting’! Go and check it out!

Hey everyone!

I'm still working on Unchanging Love's sequel, but in the mean time, earlier this week a wonderful surprise came about. Lilfunkman (the same guy who did the cover art) was commissioned to do some fan art of Sweet Leaf and Fine Roast! So if you were ever wanting a visual idea of what the two look like, it's right here.

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EWhat If...

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

• Alt. Universe
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 147k words  ·  463  58 · 8.6k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  24  8 · 882 views

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AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?

• Pinkie
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 540 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? )

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.

• DJ P0N-3
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  12  2 · 442 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there.

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  10  0 · 252 views

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What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.

• Sex
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  79  9 · 1.9k views

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