Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #31: [Space Horse]! · 2:51am Nov 5th, 2019
Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!
Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).
Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.
Whoops.
"Alright... Gadget? How the f*** did we get here?"
Where's Pinkie when you need her?
Now then. I'm getting a bit distracted. Aside from welding the place back together using nothing but telekinesis to create enough friction to heat things up, there's also the problem of establishing communications with a ground base. I can already communicate using my tablet, but they wouldn't be able to pinpoint my location, which means that the portal would very likely open again in the middle of nowhere.
You're a magic unicorn, Gadget. You'd know a spell of some sort for heat by now, wouldn't you?
Holy Celestia the text color I chose for Ranell's side of the chat logs is melting my eyeballs on dark mode. This is the reason why I hardly use colored text anymore. High-contrast colors that work well in both light and dark such as hot pink are much better for the task.
Actually, more like fine grains of sand and a few pebbles.
They call these meteors?!
I'm just gonna go back inside.
And guess how much damage those little grains can cause at high speed?
Seriously, it does. The jerky that Delmar and I have been sharing for the past few days was okay, but I'm pretty sure that it was just because we were starving. As for the first shipment of food... yuck.
Not much to complain about there. Freeze-dried food generally tends to be pretty meh.
Good grief I used a lot of these chat logs, didn't I?
Y'know, it's always nice when you get a grant from the UN to harvest dead satellites while you're trapped on a recently revived space station. It really helps to grab parts with a steel cable net as they pass by, since it kinda ends up counting as free parts for us to use.
In total we reeled in 5 1/2 TV satellites, a GPS unit's transmitter, and a few bits of old telescope models.
This is the part where she pulls in some top-secret satellite tied to some nation's national security.
Also, short chapter is heckin' short.
Guess who just built a mini death-ray?
🤔
So apparently, Ranell managed to screw up autopilot, but at the same time deploy enough parachutes to look like we killed a swarm of jellyfish.
Poor jellyfish.
Like, whoever stole it must've been some sort of evil genius, considering as to how they've already got their own working prototype.
Or they could be a disgruntled employee taking their work with them.
Yeah. I was able to source some parts from this “Acme, Inc.” place, and started building a prototype for you.
*🤔 intensifies*
the portal itself is rated to be stable up to about the size of my head... Not that I found that out personally or anything.
Suuuuure.
Activating electromagnetic field. Please remain seated.
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, THIS GON BE A WILD RIDE.
In Equestria, where Gadget is currently trying to go :P