Sparring (EqG)

"Eat my dust Temp!"

"Oh you're on! I'm gonna pound you into the dust!"

"Hey losers, when you finish your trash talking, care to notice that I've almost won?"

"Gah! Get over here so I can slam you into oblivion!"

"Hands off my man, Ember!"

"Oh, go back to the thrift store your attitude came from! Now take this!"

"I didn't know your attacks came from a baby store! Now watch this spin kick combo!"

"Hey Pharynx, the 50s called, they want the leather jackets back!"

*Overlapping roasting*

"...Did they say how long they were going to be playing this game for? It's been three hours."

*Sighs* "It's the new Ninja Street Fights game, they'll be playing it all night..."

"Well, one of them will. I'm playing the winner."

"Great, there's four of them..."

Comments

[Melody Song]

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Thoughts...?

[MlpHero]

Why do they sound like siblings?

[Melody Song]

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Because they live in the same house

[BezierBallad]

“They call those roasts?”

[Melody Song]

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They're trying!

[BezierBallad]

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“Heh. Pharynx, my man, let me show you how it’s done!”

[MlpHero]

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Fair

[Iredwolf]

heh

[Melody Song]

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"What?"

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Yep

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You like?

[Iredwolf]

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I like it! reminds me of younger me when I was playing BF4. keep up the good work mels!

[Melody Song]

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Thanks

[Melody Song]

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I don't know how to roast people, okay?

[Melody Song]

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But they're not that good...

[Melody Song]

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Heh...thanks mijo...

[Melody Song]

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*Smiles and hugs*