Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #8: [Techie's Story Box]! · 6:10am Oct 7th, 2019
Hey look, it's what was supposed to be what is now What If!
Seriously though, What If was supposed to be the serious story, while this one was supposed to go wacko-insane. Funny how life throws curveballs at you, eh? Either way, I've got a new comment-driven story sitting somewhere along the approval queue. We'll see how well that one goes. 
Don't mind the fact that I got distracted and played Angry Birds for half an hour before starting on this.
I present it to all of you out there in it's crappiest form: raw, unfiltered thoughts!
Cool story, bro. I do that every time.
Twilight woke up with a start.
Looks like this was about when I realized that starting a story with Twilight waking up in some way or another tends to make for a good story beginning.
At last, she couldn't hold it in anymore. Her face practically shattered the second that the grin became the maniacal stare of a madmare. And thus, InsaniTwi was born.
*Glass shattering noises*
Somewhere out there, somepony had just become mad, and not the 'oh lookie here, I'm angry at you' kind of mad, it was the 'IMA KILL YOU, KILL YO' DOG, KILL YO' BODY, AND...' kind of mad.
Hol up. Dis story rated E aint it?
Now, normally, Pinkie was able to resist the urges to let loose the beast inside her known only as Pinkamena, but this... this was different. Within seconds, the warm, friendly, smiling face of Pinkie had melted away, leaving a dull pink heap of pony, craving for more, more of that delightful feeling of darkness.
*Police sirens in the distance*
HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII, FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNND!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
Bleh. I apparently have dark thoughts in the morning.
Bleh. I do most of my writing at night. 
"Me? Discord? Nonsense. I am simply a Discord lookalike."
Funny story about this line. Back when I wrote this, my mom was talking about how one of her clients was wanting a mountain view from the house they wanted to buy, but since there were already houses around the house they wanted to buy, my dad made a joke saying that the rooftops were a "mountain lookalike" view.
"Yeeeeeaaaahhhh... and these trees are totally fake."
Yeeeeeaaaahhhh... and I am definitely not dripping with sarcasm right now.
I'm not continuing this particular story, so feel free to imagine what's next.
Wat dis? A story scrap? Wowowow!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Pinkamena giggled as she lit the fire under the pot in which Tirek sat. "Sacrificing you to the Lord of Potatoes, duh."
Yeah, once again, this originally was going to be the place where I dumped stuff that now goes into What If.
Pinkie grinned deviously. "Have you ever heard of... memes?"
No, Pinkie, o-oh no. She has found the internet.
Spike shut the memebook of history, stroking his mustache.
"And that, my subjects, is how I became the Memelord of Equestria."
Hold on, that's my line!
Derpy slammed into Rainbow Dash's window as she gripped her muffin.
Hurriedly slamming it open, Rainbow Dash yelled, "What the buck, Derpy? You nearly ruined a perfectly good window! AGAIN!"
"I HAVE A MUFFIN!"
Never change, Derpy.
Last chapter's a bit strange. It's half in a blogpost and half in the chapter itself.
Blog:
Run. Don't look back.
Oh wait, you looked back.
Well then. Say hello to the tree that you have now run face-first into.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Oh lookies, Pinkamena's caught up.
Yup. See ya.
Chapter:
This was unfortunately spawned from this blog post I made not too long ago. Except it's a first-person account of a dog being chased by the dog catchers.
Run. Don't look back. Stay strong.
Oh god, it's catching up.
Don't look back, don't look back...
Don't look...
Oh hey, a squir--
NO.
KEEP. RUNNING.
STICK.
CAR.
HOT DOG.
I just realized that I looked back.
Hello, tree bark.
"There it is! Get 'em!"
Well then, hello dog catchers.
First of all, insert obligatory hecc here. Second off, is this seriously the place that spawned the idea to have single-line-at-a-time stories? 'Cause holy heck if it is then that means that the chapter name narratives I like to stick in my stories these days started off as a story about Pinkamena/A dog being chased by a dog catcher.
Still.
Hecc.
HECC