I forgot to mention this, but there's exactly one redeeming trait in the story that still exists to this day in my current fics:
Using the chapter names to tell another, separate story.
I really, really like doing this, if you couldn't tell by the fact that I do it in just about every recent story I've written that doesn't have the comedy tag now. 
This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.
You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?
Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?
A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.
F for Celestia.
throughout my many protégés,
Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE
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*Looks again at the story*
Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.
Neat, another follower special.
No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.
Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.
Aaaaaand that happened.
Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!
Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.
Hey look, it's what was supposed to be what is now What If!
Seriously though, What If was supposed to be the serious story, while this one was supposed to go wacko-insane. Funny how life throws curveballs at you, eh? Either way, I've got a new comment-driven story sitting somewhere along the approval queue. We'll see how well that one goes. 
Don't mind the fact that I got distracted and played Angry Birds for half an hour before starting on this.
Yup. We're knocking out an entire series this time 'round.
"Eat my dust Temp!"
"Oh you're on! I'm gonna pound you into the dust!"
"Hey losers, when you finish your trash talking, care to notice that I've almost won?"
"Gah! Get over here so I can slam you into oblivion!"
"Hands off my man, Ember!"
"Oh, go back to the thrift store your attitude came from! Now take this!"
Mmm... I love the smell of reboots in the morning.
I should probably put some work into this fic now that Splintershard's on hiatus, shouldn't I? I mean, I'm already here, roasting it, so I'd might as well take the step and actually write another chapter, right?
Nah. I'ma roast this thing and then probably go to bed or something. Or lurk on Discord for another hour.
Anyway.
Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!
Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).
Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.
Whoops.
Hey everyone!
I'm still working on Unchanging Love's sequel, but in the mean time, earlier this week a wonderful surprise came about. Lilfunkman (the same guy who did the cover art) was commissioned to do some fan art of Sweet Leaf and Fine Roast! So if you were ever wanting a visual idea of what the two look like, it's right here.
Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.
(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I?
)
What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?
Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!
What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!
Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?
AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.
It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there. 
Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.
AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.
Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.
Crazy's back on the menu, boys!
Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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