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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 1 week
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 2 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 2 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 55 views
  • 4 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 70 views
  • 5 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 76 views
Nov
14th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #39: [All This Time]! · 2:29am Nov 14th, 2019

This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.

EAll This Time
Betrayal. A thousand years is plenty of time for one to lament over such a thing, isn't it?
TheMajorTechie · 1.5k words  ·  12  4 · 686 views

You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?

Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?

A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.

F for Celestia.

throughout my many protégés,

What happened to the others?

I deserve love, sister.

Do I smell a buggo queenie?

I lived in your shadow all my life, sister.

Then step aside head4

Your face was contorted into a ghastly vision of pure rage, of fiery passion that even now, I fear to ever dare face again.

AKA Celestia's face scares Luna. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Watch your back if you may ever find yourself a protégé, sister. I fear your heart may be too cold for their own good.

*Pre-reformed Sunset Shimmer noises*

Ok that's all for this story. :P

Comments ( 1 )

What happened to the others?

Umm, they died from old age?

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