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Feb
12th
2020

Time for a Roast · 2:48am February 12th

I don’t know why I’m doing this.

Alright, everyone, close friends included. It’s time to let loose and give me your best insults. Please keep them solely related to me, not my friends, like Peni Parker or ThePinkedWonder, and definitely not my family

I’m posting this on February 11 at 6:48 pm Pacific Standard time, and it will go down in exactly 48 hours, so get to it. And remember, it’s all in good fun.

When the time comes, I will respond to all of your comments in a separate blog

Report Donnnnn · 59 views · #Roast
Jun
28th
2017

Who wants to roast my first story?! · 8:12pm Jun 28th, 2017

Jun
1st
2018

Who's up for a good ol' roast session on a fic o' mine? · 3:58am Jun 1st, 2018

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)
Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.
TheMajorTechie · 6.6k words  ·  26  19 · 502 views

'Cause as of the latest chapter, we've now got a Dorito-bag wearing, borderline obsessive earth pony colt who seemingly worships Butter Knife.

Think Ego Boost but taken to a nearly religious scale. :trollestia:

Dec
26th
2019

Six years · 3:33am Dec 26th, 2019

Who needs a life when you got pony?

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Report Majin Syeekoh · 373 views · #🥔 #roast beef
Oct
1st
2016

Roast Deadpool. · 10:34pm Oct 1st, 2016

Yes. Roast him. Roast the Merc with the Mouth himself. If you want to, Roast him as a different character. Doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, just roast the living s**t outta him!

Report MrAquino · 433 views · #Roast #Deadpool
Feb
8th
2017

In where I get roasted. · 12:38am Feb 8th, 2017

Damn.

Mar
20th
2016

Q&A Part 1 · 1:48am Mar 20th, 2016

Okay! Let's answer some questions!
Or Lack thereof. Ready guys!?
Ready!
Always.

Silver Chord asks:
MrAquino,
What possessed you to send Deadpool to Equestria? Like, no joke.

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Report MrAquino · 280 views · #Q&A #Followers #Critics #Roast
Sep
29th
2019

what if i combed through every story i've posted here and wrote a self-roast review of each one? · 7:13am Sep 29th, 2019

^^^See title^^^

Dec
26th
2015

Late Happy Holidays · 2:36pm Dec 26th, 2015

Apologies for being late; I was held down by MrAquino and his family! Well, Happy/Merry whatever doesn't offend you, because my new trailer is out! My movie's going to be SO much better than Batfleck, Superpsycho, and 'where-am-I?' Woman vs. The 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

For all the kids without a youtube account:

With a Youtube account who watch naughty stuff (I know who you are!):

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Report MrAquino · 103 views · #Deadpool #Trailer #Roast
Sep
6th
2017

Greatest Roast Session of all Time · 5:11pm Sep 6th, 2017

Aug
25th
2020

Road to Wigan Pier, or, "Oh, Eric, no" · 11:54pm August 25th

Turns out Road to Wigan Pier - a book by George Orwell, though this one's without the pseudonym, so it's really written by Eric Arthur Blair, so I'm going to call him Eric to refer to the person and Orwell as his brand - is actually two books in one. The first half is thorough reporting on the poverty of coal mining communities in Britain during the 1940s, a very interesting look into the poverty of the very recent past:

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Jan
26th
2016

Post 150 ~ be me · 12:42pm Jan 26th, 2016

Oct
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #4: [Spacebound Equestria]! · 6:19am Oct 2nd, 2019

O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheMajorTechie · 16k words  ·  14  4 · 603 views

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Oct
15th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #14: [ApplePears]! · 4:18am Oct 15th, 2019

Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list. :derpytongue2:

EApplePears
Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.
TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  1 · 678 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Jan
2nd
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #44: [Pony-Me™: Rogue]! · 9:12am January 2nd

Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue
The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.
TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  12  5 · 251 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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Jun
4th
2016

I did a roast. · 6:43pm Jun 4th, 2016

Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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Oct
20th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #18: [Equestria Forever]! · 8:16pm Oct 20th, 2019

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

...

*Looks again at the story*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.

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Oct
22nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #19: [Split Conscience]! · 5:18am Oct 22nd, 2019

Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!

ESplit Conscience
A man awakes to find a pony. In his mind.
TheMajorTechie · 4.9k words  ·  22  3 · 671 views

Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.

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Nov
7th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #33: Toaster Waffles Are Magic · 3:17am Nov 7th, 2019

Neat, another follower special.

EToaster Waffles Are Magic
This story contains 0% Toaster Waffles, and 100% randomness. Thanks for 100 followers!
TheMajorTechie · 1.9k words  ·  15  3 · 343 views

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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Nov
5th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #31: [Space Horse]! · 2:51am Nov 5th, 2019

Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!

ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  3 · 599 views

Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).

Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.

Whoops.

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