I don’t know why I’m doing this.

Alright, everyone, close friends included. It’s time to let loose and give me your best insults. Please keep them solely related to me, not my friends, like Peni Parker or ThePinkedWonder, and definitely not my family

I’m posting this on February 11 at 6:48 pm Pacific Standard time, and it will go down in exactly 48 hours, so get to it. And remember, it’s all in good fun.

When the time comes, I will respond to all of your comments in a separate blog

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

• OC

TheMajorTechie · 6.6k words  ·  28  20 · 781 views

'Cause as of the latest chapter, we've now got a Dorito-bag wearing, borderline obsessive earth pony colt who seemingly worships Butter Knife.

Think Ego Boost but taken to a nearly religious scale.

Who needs a life when you got pony?

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/284357/wielder-of-the-orb-of-magic-and-ponies

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes. Roast him. Roast the Merc with the Mouth himself. If you want to, Roast him as a different character. Doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, just roast the living s**t outta him!

Apologies for being late; I was held down by MrAquino and his family! Well, Happy/Merry whatever doesn't offend you, because my new trailer is out! My movie's going to be SO much better than Batfleck, Superpsycho, and 'where-am-I?' Woman vs. The 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

For all the kids without a youtube account:

With a Youtube account who watch naughty stuff (I know who you are!):

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^^^See title^^^

Okay! Let's answer some questions!
Or Lack thereof. Ready guys!?
Ready!
Always.

Silver Chord asks:
MrAquino,
What possessed you to send Deadpool to Equestria? Like, no joke.

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To the user who left a harsh "review" of my story, I do not appreciate the following insults:
1. You called me a "blooming meatbag"
2. You told me to "go back to first grade"
3. You said the dialogue is "trash", the quality is "garbage", and the story is "a mark of the uneducated" and "frigid shit"

Also, I noticed a lot of incorrect spellings:

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Turns out Road to Wigan Pier - a book by George Orwell, though this one's without the pseudonym, so it's really written by Eric Arthur Blair, so I'm going to call him Eric to refer to the person and Orwell as his brand - is actually two books in one. The first half is thorough reporting on the poverty of coal mining communities in Britain during the 1940s, a very interesting look into the poverty of the very recent past:

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In German

I think contacting my bank and giving them info on the fake label worked. They say they're going to cancel my package order, hopefully giving me my money back in the process. Not part of it, all of it. If they dare have the cheek to say that first thing, then I'm afraid I'll be all out of nice. I've already been set back dramatically and my buyer is still waiting, so this whole situation has pissed me off deeply.

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Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  14  7 · 364 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list.

EApplePears

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.

• Applejack

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  2 · 868 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Hey y'all, you liking how Pony-Me is going? Don't like how my recent string of tests, quizzes, and randomly getting sick for half a day has slowed the thing down to roughly an update every 1-2 weeks? Well, why not pass the time by roasting an ol' fic of mine?

Go ahead and leave as many scathing remarks as you'd like. Past me would certainly care, but now? Given how long ago I've since given up on that thing, I couldn't possibly care less.

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This story's more or less a literal dump for scrapped ideas from Pony-Me. I do plan on eventually making a fic that'd basically be like this one, but for all of my stories instead. Given how these are already rejected ideas or random scenes I messed around with, I'm not sure if there's even anything to roast.

EPony-Me™: Outtakes

• MLP: FiM
• Random
• Sci-Fi
• Anthology

Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  13  8 · 501 views

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Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Look, it's a story that I killed off before it could get off the ground! And guess what happened to its reboot? Yeah, that was shot down in the same way!

Given how short this thing was, let's just go ahead and tear the story a new one.

Twilight bashed through the doors of Town hall. "I DID IT!" she hollered, "I'VE FINALLY DID IT!"

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