Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Look, it's a story that I killed off before it could get off the ground! And guess what happened to its reboot? Yeah, that was shot down in the same way!

Given how short this thing was, let's just go ahead and tear the story a new one.

Twilight bashed through the doors of Town hall. "I DID IT!" she hollered, "I'VE FINALLY DID IT!"

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I forgot to mention this, but there's exactly one redeeming trait in the story that still exists to this day in my current fics:

Using the chapter names to tell another, separate story.

I really, really like doing this, if you couldn't tell by the fact that I do it in just about every recent story I've written that doesn't have the comedy tag now.

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This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.

You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?

Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?

A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.

F for Celestia.

throughout my many protégés,

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I rescued the best (and shortest) fanfic I have ever written from my shitty Wordpress author site. It is about Undertale, a game I have not finished, and if you read the story you will understand why.

I Fixed Undertale for You

That is all.

Getting off Party-Time Mint-als Twitter has freed up some of my creativity, and I've posted one of the clopfics that's been sitting on my hard drive forever. I like writing these. I like making ponies happy. Especially in ways that involve their butts. Anyway, go read Sweetie's Butt. People who like that sort of thing will find it is the sort of thing that they like.

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2023 is almost over.

Quite a few things have happened.

I got a new job and my mental health has improved since then.

I've been creating again after over a year of nothing. I'm hoping to sell at a con just to say I tried.

I also got engaged.

I've felt like a failure, merely existing. I hated it. Feeling the way I did absolutely sucked. Now I'm slowly finding myself again. I'm doing a little better now.

I'm thankful I'm still alive.

"How can a dragon's heart be magic?" you ask.

With a new day, a new chapter is published that addresses exactly that.

TBad Dragon's Short Stories

• MLP: FiM
• Anthology

Got a minute? It will take you even less to read one of these unrelated short stories designed for instant reader’s gratification.

• Spike

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And now you know why I'm hearthless.

Huzzah! I've been writing a ton this week, even got another story out earlier today. I was in the middle of writing a chapter for Relationships are Evil and then an idea for a clopfic came to mind. I'm not really into writing clopfics, though I know it's something I have to do to expand my repertoire of writing. I have to say, I'm really happy with the way it turned out.

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Warning: Serious waaaangst. TL; DR: Hunting Season is going on hiatus while I try to recover from a near critical brainbreak on it. I will be refocusing on Macromantic, Twilight's Thrones, and some other ideas I have. First projects will be Orange request from Mr. Ghostman and the winner of the 50-follower dealie, which is looking to be AJ-apotheosis.

Be ye-warned, past here is ego-gigolo/self-pity.

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Last December, me and Moosetasm were goofing around with various dumb story ideas, and I threw out a silly concept based on some righteous art he did of my OC Nutmeg as a Commissar from Warhammer 40K, and we laughed, and nothing came of it.

Until today.

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Im proud to present
Just Winging It

All those times I said 'I wish everyone would just leave me alone ' were all just the heat of the moment! I never really wanted everyone on the face of the planet to ACTUALLY vanish!!

Now I'm alone in a world seemingly abandoned by humanity. Except there is one major issue aside from everyone vanishing; I'm no longer human.

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Hello there, I'm TheTimeSword.

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I'm okay.

Please don't worry or distress.

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Very long clopfic! Thoroughly edited! Loads of cock sucking and cum swallowing.

[Adult story embed hidden]

Well. Now I need to pretend I didn't just post a story. Anything to avoid refreshing it constantly. >.< Play some video games, do some erands, write some non-pony stuff. Will people like this one? Don't know. Don't want to know until tonight. Stress!

This blog is somewhat more ranty than I usually post, but I promise that there's some positive life advice in the midst of my social critique, and the message is ultimately about finding self-assurance, so there we go.

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WTAF AHHHH!!!

That feel when you see someone's been reading your Amazon fic, and then you realize it was you because you're a narcissist and you like reading your own stories.

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Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

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Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list.

EApplePears

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.

• Applejack

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This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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