Note to self: The next time that my writing happens to include griffon semen - I must make sure that I refer to it as "birdseed".

for example.
"Gideon the griffon smiled even as a final string of birdseed slowey dripped from the tip of his pecker onto the shag carpet"

So, I've got internet in he backwater that is bavaria, which is nice. I've also got fresh air and good company, which is an added bonus but apparently didn't keep me from whipping up 3k+ words. That's also nice.

Either way, chapter 9 marks the halfway point for My Baby Sister (HURRAH!) and I hope to get the next four chapters at least done this month. At least we're finally with Spike and company and I was really looking to Twilight, too.

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Pokken Tournament looks and and could possibly be the greatest fighting game of 2016, and considering Street Fighter 5 was such a massive letdown for me, this comment is saying a f**king lot, people. Seriously, if you all want a great fighting, either get Mortal Kombat X (if you're stupid enough to cough out loads of money for DLC fighters cough cough), or you can get this game and play as that awesome wrestling Pikachu!

I don't think it's completely ready, though. As always, I haven't really done much editing yet, and I'm a little on the tired side. Been taking care of my baby while I've been writing, so there's that. He's such a quiet kid, though. Only really fusses when he's hungry or getting changed.

That being said, it would be a huge help if you guys took a look at it, as I'm most likely going to miss something. Thanks a ton in advance! I really appreciate your input!

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So Songbird has finally been released, with updates coming daily. At the current pace, the last chapter will be up on Tuesday. It’s a relief to finally have it out there, but the story is an exemplary example of one thing:

I hate the deep editing process. I'm sure a few folks are sick of hearing me say that.

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Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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That's all, in one hour I'll see Steven Universe's 'In Too Deep' and die. (also, unrelated, but then I'll thrown a party on my sister's house for my mom who's coming around, yaya)

Japanese tapes I've acquired by this point.

SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT (Touchstone) ("94/12/16")
TARZAN (Disney) ("0009239")
GARDENS OF STONE (CBS/Fox)
SHE'S HAVING A BABY (CIC, Paramount)
THE RIVER WILD (CIC, Universal)
PATCH ADAMS (CIC, Universal)
MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN (RCA/Columbia, Weintraub Entertainment Group) (view the opening here: https://youtu.be/Tvq3RbazkGo)

So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.

For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.

Falls off bed.
Drags self to computer.
Vomits.
Drags self to bathroom.
Combs vomit covered hair.
Vomits.
Drags self to computer.
Clicks new chapter for Home is for the Weak.

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To the people who voted that I didn't post enough cross-dressing Sombra, there's now a new story up - just something silly and sweet - with Sombra in yet another dress. Also, Luna. It was really fun to just... write, and to revisit Sombra's wonderful first person perspective (which will appear once in Enemy of Mine, it anyone is curious) as well as to get a piece of fluff out there.

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My computer may be gone, but my reviews shall ever remain. A new computer is en route in many, many pieces, but I am done wallowing in self-pity over the loss of my extended brain.

Time to get some reviews done. You folks have been busy.

Today’s stories:

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Been a while since I did a set of Read It Now reviews; been gleaning a lot of stories off of my high priority read later list. But there were some interesting-sounding recent stories, so I’d take a peek at them.

Today’s stories:

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Yet again, thanks to everyone for making Vice Principal Luna Has Pretty Eyes a hit! I never would've thought one of my embarrassing junior high stories would've gotten me so many likes on FiMFiction, but it goes to show that inspiration can come from the strangest places. I'll definitely write the other two someday, and know that Dean Cadance Has A Cute Laugh is practically begging to be an awkward Shining Armor fic. Because falling head over heels with a girl over something

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Obligatory blog post! With pictures! Exclamation point!

Source
Unrelated! But cute!

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I don't write reviews, really this is more of an opinion.

We're doing the good first.

There were no music numbers/this wasn't a musical episode.

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Nova Quill/Firimil took some time yesterday to channel the cosmic powers that be and create new art for AAS, or as she puts it "Justice3442 's muse ran away with mine to play and wouldn't give her back until it was done". She was very happy that I "liked" it.

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