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I'm extremely disgusted at what Chris did to her mom who has dementia. She gives a bad rap to the Sonic fandom and the autism community and deserves to be imprisoned for the rest of her life.

Chris does thoughtful, extended reviews on his blog, One Man's Pony Ramblings. He finally reviewed one of my stories at length: Ramblings on Mortality Report. So what happens when Minnesota Nice meets Bad Horse?

Well, he didn't like it very much:

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So, what, your wife takes dicks better than you take jokes?

Hope your reputation takes a serious hit, you fucking douche. Hell, you should be arrested for assault.

(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry, the clip will be everywhere by morning.)

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Well, I have been writing fanfiction for 22 years of my life, and have been posting it online for ten of those. But now, I'm stepping into different waters. I'm going to attempt to write an analytical piece.

Sonic X: A Case For Chris

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No lyrics because, the song speaks for itself.

Hello, Sonic X fans. This analytical piece is a first for me. The character of Christopher Thorndyke is one of the most polarizing characters in the entire franchise, joining other widely-despised cast members such as Big the Cat, Princess Elise, and Omochao. Fans of the Sonic X anime seem to either hate him, like him, or merely tolerate him. I've tried to gather points of view from all of those areas, and have attempted to create an argument of while Chris certainly has his flaws, he's gotten

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One Man's Pony Ramblings turned five today. That's 782 posts, about 850 total story reviews, just shy of a million individual pageviews, and 49 pictures and screenshots of Carrot Top.

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This happens every time. Every time I try to do a non-narrative analytical piece, it turns into a narrative oneshot.

Alright, little bit of a road map here.

Fish off, I'm going to try an update Letters for everyone. To be honest, the Season 7 hype hasn't really gotten to me.

Then I'll be returning to Sonic yet again, for a SonTails lemon, a Chris oneshot, and if it continues developing, the pro-Chris argumentative piece.

For those of you unfamiliar Chris Chan is an internet celebrity with Autism that has been known for years for exhibiting increasingly horrific behavior that eventually resulted in him being in legal hot water for allegedly raping his 80 year old mother. In this video I emphasize that while Chris Chan is an extreme example he is a potential warning of what can happen if we don't take responsibility for our own actions and decide to play the victim.

Another week, another fic. This time, it's from the royal reviewer himself, Chris.

Get the tale after the break!

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To be fair, both Will Smith and Chris Rock are in the wrong. While Chris maintained professionalism, took it in stride, and kept the ceremony going, it's inappropriate that he made a G.I. Jane joke to Jada Pinkett Smith who is diagnosed with alopecia. Making fun of someone's medical condition is not okay.

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As a last act before heading to Bronycon tomorrow morning, a cross post:

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So, I got Pokemon Sun, and I'm close to beating it.

As a commemoration, in the next chapter for Pokemon Odyssey, Hau and Chris, my custom Trainer, will join the group at Samuel Oak's request.

Here is Chris's Party (WIP!!!!)
Decidueye
Lycanroc (Sun form)
Golisopod
Silvally (Type: Null's evolution)
Kommo-O
Alolan Ninetales
And Solgaleo is on call when needed.

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It always feels weird for me to review a story from a guy that does so many reviews himself.

It's like, what if he says I suck, that I got no talent? What if he's like, "Get out of here kid, you've got no future"? I mean, I don't think I can take that kind of a rejection.

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Okay, this got weird again. Just check out the pretty ponies below the break.

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Warning: Non-pony.

Whew. Leave it to finale fever to push me to finish a oneshot that's been sitting on the back burner for half a year.

A short sequel to The Fox and the Seedrian, this time focusing on everyone's least favorite human.

The Human and the Hedgehog (DeviantArt)

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