A lone wanderer in the final days of Man. An impregnable fortress work-camp to stand against the total emigration of humanity to virtual Equestria. The artificial intelligence called 'Celestia'. Everything has been accounted for. Everything.
Dan and his girlfriend Pinkie are just minding their own business, not even burning anything (yet), when they come across a fella who will help keep their lives interesting, and determine which of them is wearing underwear.
The story of how a former brony was forcibly ejected from Earth into a new form to become Queen Chrysalis's unwilling assistant in her revenge plot against those darn ponies is a long and interesting one. And it starts... now.
The club scene is about to meet its brightest new star, a new DJ by the name of DataBass. But when the club he's at gets shot up, he sacrifices himself to take him down. He awakes in Equestria, and he finds something that grants him powers beyond.
Exploring new worlds, moons, and systems in a high-speed space craft is fun, right? Well, it was and everything made sense until now. You've just come across a black horse on the surface of the moon you landed on. It's smiling, so, that's good, right
In a world, where ponies can talk, and dinosaurs too. It's just pure coincidence that one of them falls for the other, and that boots to the head are involved.