Sometimes being old friends is rough.

Timing is everything in the relationship, especially when it starts to deepen. A thing Jack knows too well. But she wasn't one to give up, even if she wasn't the best at describing what she felt. So when she finally had a chance to come out regarding how she feels, she jumped for it, even if what she wanted to say isn't what Rarity wants to hear.

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Specal thanks to my awesome editor Peregrine Caged, and my fantastic prereaders Bookplayer, Jake the Ginger, and Xl9. Be sure to look at their stuff, because my write-fu is far weaker than theirs.

Artwork by Fahu, go take a look!

"Kill Rainbow Dash." That's the story. An assassin is hired to carry out that single command.

With the idea that he can't kill unless he has proven to himself the pony deserves death, he sets out to end her life. However, when he finds himself incapable of finding any reason to kill Rainbow Dash, he ends up trapped in a moral dilemma with no way out.

Discord, being the curious Spirit of Chaos he is, decides to bring in Jesus to explain what exactly Easter means. The answer is more surprising than you'd think.

Yes, a story about Jesus, chill out and roll with it.

After missing out on Nightmare Night, Sweetie Belle enlists the help of some special friends to build the greatest candy empire Ponyville has ever seen.

Thanks to Azusa for prereading!

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Spike pressures Fluttershy to drink too much soda, because it turns him on. She burps all the way to Earth, makes a familiar friend, and has to find a way back home.

Based loosely on a prompt from Regidar. Loosely.

Additional Tags: [Burppunk], [Surrealistic Drivel], [Time Travel]

Rated Teen for frank discussion of and implication of, but not actual depiction of masturbation

[2/11/2014 11:44:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: regi. Giver me a [YAY!] crazy prompt idea
[2/11/2014 11:44:48 PM] Bryan Chandler: i wanna write a pony fic
[2/11/2014 11:44:52 PM] Regidar: k
[2/11/2014 11:44:54 PM] Regidar: what genre
[2/11/2014 11:44:56 PM] Bryan Chandler: but keep it teenish
[2/11/2014 11:45:02 PM] Bryan Chandler: emphasis on ish
[2/11/2014 11:45:04 PM] Bryan Chandler: um
[2/11/2014 11:45:05 PM] Bryan Chandler: idk
[2/11/2014 11:45:10 PM] Bryan Chandler: give me a few to choose from
[2/11/2014 11:45:16 PM] Bryan Chandler: challaenge me
[2/11/2014 11:45:21 PM] Regidar: here, stupid crackfic
[2/11/2014 11:45:35 PM] Regidar: spike give fluttershy soda after soda, because burping is his fetish
[2/11/2014 11:45:49 PM] Regidar: and then he has her drink like 50
[2/11/2014 11:45:55 PM] Regidar: and an earthquake hits
[2/11/2014 11:47:37 PM] Bryan Chandler: i...
[2/11/2014 11:47:43 PM] Bryan Chandler: yeah, that's pretty [YAY!] crazy
[2/11/2014 11:47:53 PM] Regidar: I was gonna write it and have clop
[2/11/2014 11:48:03 PM] Regidar: she burps because spike [YAY!] her rustles her stomach
[2/11/2014 11:48:04 PM] Regidar: but

Discord has watched Twilight from afar for as long as he has known her, and now he has written a letter in order to describe how he honestly feels about his one true love.

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Twilight Sparkle's simile and metaphor-filled quest for some tea

Rated T for Twililicious and questionable use of literary devices.

Lashona is one fine sassy woman living the dream. No debt, no kids, no husband, she's got it all. Due to forces beyond her control, she finds herself in Equestria.

And she isn't having any of it.

Nuh uh. No way, no how.

Hey look, YouTube readings! Start here!

What people are saying about it:
"Hey, RainbowBob made a new... Wait a minute..."
~Skeeter The Lurker
"Flint, this is absolutely f***ing brilliant."
~SpaceCommie
"Why would you even..?"
~Comrade Sparkle
"Flint, you can't release this...you'll destroy us all!"
~HAZESHIFT
"Totally just commented to see if I could get onto the list of things people are saying about it."
~Garbo802
"A group just for you!"
~wulf95
"Why the hell are there so many people in the description? THIS IS NEPOTISM!!"
~Vengeful Spirit
"this is gay"
~Regidar

This is a lipogram. It will contain no 'E', apart from that symbol said prior and what was drawn upon in titling this story. I will not touch that symbol in this writing at all, nor will I allow it to subsist. Thank you.

This story has many background inhibiting individuals with various dispositions and actions. This group consists of Raindrop, a stallion-hog; Milky Way and Thundy, two pals who fight for Raindrop's adoration; Starburst, a kind, familiar stallion; and Cloud and Flitt', two disgusting twin girls.

Now with a continuation! An Additional Story With a Lack of 'E'

What FIMfiction accounts say of it:
"Sometimes I wish I wasn't in the military cause I'm starting to feel that the brony community has some crazy good drugs' -USMCbrony0311
"NarwhalUnicorn...is a good work...guy..." -Twinkletail
"Excellent example entailing excluding E!" -Europa
"I used to hate experimental short fiction, but this story has shown me how amazing it can truly be." -Azusa
"This is f**king cool, good sir. You deserve applause." -Alicornium
"... I don't know how to respond to this. This... This... I... I don't even... How? What?" -Classy Toad

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...Okay, this is a discontinuation of my bragging.

Shining Armor just had sex.

And it felt so good.

Cue sweet shades, neat dances, and lots of in-jokes from Canterlot Gardens 2012.