• Member Since 28th May, 2013
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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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Lashona is one fine sassy woman living the dream. No debt, no kids, no husband, she's got it all. Due to forces beyond her control, she finds herself in Equestria.

And she isn't having any of it.

Nuh uh. No way, no how.

Hey look, YouTube readings! Start here!

What people are saying about it:
"Hey, RainbowBob made a new... Wait a minute..."
~Skeeter The Lurker
"Flint, this is absolutely f***ing brilliant."
~SpaceCommie
"Why would you even..?"
~Comrade Sparkle
"Flint, you can't release this...you'll destroy us all!"
~HAZESHIFT
"Totally just commented to see if I could get onto the list of things people are saying about it."
~Garbo802
"A group just for you!"
~wulf95
"Why the hell are there so many people in the description? THIS IS NEPOTISM!!"
~Vengeful Spirit
"this is gay"
~Regidar

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 536 )

by god this is brilliant.

YES! A SASSY BLACK WOMAN IN EQUESTRIA! WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF THIS?!
GOD I'M SO PUMPED RIGHT NOW I CAN'T FIND AN EMOTE OR PIC TO DESCRIBE MY EMOTIONS

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I think I found a new genre. :moustache:
SBWiE

There are too many amazing quotes in this story - I can't choose a favorite, but all I can say is, "Where the hell is Chapter Three?!"

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My personal favorite is: "Oh hell no!" :trollestia:

Oh sweet jesus.

It's out.

God help us all.

~Skeeter The Lurker

...Glorious...

Naaaaaaaaatuuuuuuuuuurrrrreee!!!

This is my reaction to the vile, hated thing that is 'the outdoors' as well. *nods sagely* :duck:

Oh...my...God...Sarah Jessica Parker! I loved you in Sex and the City!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

15 minutes? Damn, that's one short-ass movie. #Fave, btw.

What? Why? I don't even...

Fine...:facehoof:

“Everything has gone wrong! Everything! Horribly! Wroooooongggg-g-g!”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Why hasn't someone done this before now? Dear sweet mother of all that is holy, this is brilliant.

I like Lashona, it's rare to see a female human in Equestria, let alone one that it's fucking awesome. She truly knew how to live the dream: confidence, no kids, no debt and money in the bank, sounds like heaven to me. :twilightsmile:

I NEED MOOOAAAARRRR!

Y'know, I was thinking of writing this kinda story until... You made it.

Welp, it makes it that much eaisier for me, right?

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I know, right? A human who's happy with her life and completely in control. I wanted to make an empowering female character... and I think the sass did it. :rainbowkiss:


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What's stopping you? HiE and fimfiction in general needs more sass. Hell, I'll even help you! :pinkiegasp:

Mr.author man have mah babies!:heart:

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He IS in one of my stories, but that one is kinda... asleep right now. But... shall I write that too?! :pinkiehappy:

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As Barney would say. It'll be legend- wait for- dary:rainbowkiss:

This story makes me want to have your babies.

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Oh hell no! I was here first!:heart:

The world is not sufficiently ready to deal with this unfathomable terror that has been unleashed.

It's beautiful.

This story combines everything right with the world. I love this. SO MUCH.

You magnificent bastard. :heart:

Well my dear thingymabob, you've just incurred the wrath of the Government.

Inspired, truly inspired. The eloquence of this story cannot be understated.
totally just commented to see if I could get onto the list of things people are saying about it.

Oh, look at this: A brand new HiE story to get us other HiE writers not noticed! I have only one thing to say...

This was REALLY well done! Nice job!

Oh, dear god...

The worst part is....

None of this was exaggerated.:rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Keldeox deleted Jan 9th, 2014

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:fluttercry: D-do you hate it?

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No criticism? Come on, I can take it. Just make it sassy! :pinkiehappy:

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y u fail url :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

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Look at the description again. :rainbowkiss:

wut.

:rainbowlaugh:

Oh my god, I just met Sarah Jessica Parker.”

You know... it's still funny even though it's to be expected.

This was the best HiE story I've ever read.

Along with everything already said, the Spongbob time transitions make this thing complete.

The line in the beginning.

Lashona nodded in confirmation. “I’m sure I got it, girl. What am I going to do? Punch the princess?”

I see the reference to I'm not a brony, get me outta Equistria! there. I almost didn't notice it.

flint i love your genius but hate you ability to get featured so easily i'm jealous of it:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

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