Maybe that's why they're so out of character. This is an ongoing series of experimental, dialogue-powered scenarios that revolves around Celestia, Luna, and Twilight. Oh, and pretty much everything, everypony, or anything else they run into. And you. Yes, literally you. All of you. This whole site.
Warning, contains: [epic battles, O-O-C ponies, impossible scenarios, manipulation, chapters with words in them, cute noises, adorable thinking, dreaming, spoiler bars, multiple plots in one plot, one major plot to cover for all of the multiple plots, continuity, eye-candy, trolling, whining, pixels, giant hammers, the konami code, the end of the world, a glass barrier, Discord, an impossible use of thousands of weapons at once, coffee, tea, romance books, control over the fourth plane, cake, communication through writing, bro/pega hoofing the author, love, fourth wall-breaking, enticing conversations, you as a (rising) major character, outer space and um, what else... ponies? Wait, how is any of this bad?]
I am also not responsible if you encounter these fully natural, human reactions: ["I can't evens", hnnngs, warm feelings, genuine laughter, sense of your faith in humanity regrowing, the question of "which spoiler bar will get bigger?", massive table flipping, "please sir, may I have another", the question of "what is even this society anymore?", genuine cuteness, the feeling of epicness, inspiration to write your own derpy story, fancy top hats, monocles, what have you dones, epic wins, o shoot waddups, other memes, and uh, general joy and less of a loneliness knowing that someone cared enough to properly mindf-- you while keeping it cute, and er, anger because you need to know what happens next. Oh. And don't forget cancer scumbag brain.]
