Twilight Sparkle knows they’re lucky, and she’s not stupid. All her human counterpart wants is to try and understand how the magic works. But she’s in love, and as logical as she tries to be, she can’t handle a human version of herself being around her girlfriend Sunset all of the times she can’t be.

7/7/2016: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!

Tonight, Soarin and Rainbow Dash are going to try experimenting in the bedroom. Rainbow's a little nervous about Soarin's strange request. She doesn't want to hurt him, both figuratively and literally, so she goes to get some advice before the big night.

Written for the Monthly Shipfics group.

Spike, while browsing his selection of naughty magazines, accidentally coughs and breathes flames. The magazine gets sent to Princess Celestia. Panic ensues.

Through last minute preparations and rushed circumstances by visiting Apple relatives, Applebloom is accidentally left home alone the week of Hearth's Warming Eve. Unfortunately for her, a familiar pair of rivals return to seek revenge. Will she be able to defend her home and still have a wonderful Hearth's Warming Eve?

(Obvious title is obvious, but we need a good nod to Home Alone! If Fallout and Luigi's Mansion can be done, then by golly we're gonna have a holly jolly Christmas this year. Hopefully it will be completed by said holiday. Oh man, that would just be awkward if I didn't finish it in time, right? That would totally mean I ruined Christmas.

I'm so pretentious.)

When Rarity visits Canterlot Boutique to show Sassy Saddles her new summer line, she's surprised to find that Sassy is quite a bit larger than she remembered. As it turns out, Canterlot Boutique's success is keeping Sassy very well-fed, and she's even kind enough to let Rarity share in her spoils.

This is a terrible, terrible mistake.

Contains: Fat ponies, overeating, loss of self-control.

Time after time, through chaos and through wars, Princess Celestia prevailed.

Of all the terrible forces she could have fallen to, Flim Flam Industry was the last one anypony had expected.

With thanks to gardrek for editing (3-6) and PinkieDP, Ice Star, and Odd_Sarge for prereading help.

Set in the Chrysalis-Verse
In a bout of boredom Chrysalis choose to hold open court for the day and meets the Flim Flam brothers, who have an offer she can't refuse.
After all even in the changeling ruled Equestria there are still profits to be made and the Flim Flam brothers are the ones who are going to make it.

Proofread by Silver Starlight

Little slight AU of the season 5 premiere episodes.
Suri, Gilda, and the Flim Flam brothers are caught in Our Town and made to see the magic of friendship by Starlight Glimmer and her followers, whether they like it or not. Don't worry, they'll be so grateful afterwards.

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Has nothing to do with the pony pov series.

Cover art provided by Jeatz-Axl

Starlight Glimmer sends Twilight to loads of alternate timelines. They apparently get worse as they go along. Twilight gets stuck in the worst imaginable Equestria and meets the ponies who could have been her friends.

Worst imaginable Equestria she visits alone, that is.

Sunlight or moonlight, the train is always running, always going somewhere. I intend to not leave it behind. It seems to be the only way to get anywhere in this industrial town... city... country.

Now, it may seem foggy, - no pun intended- but I believe I have something that will work... I just hope this train is reliable enough that I can escape those brothers. And the hope that maybe I could stay on my own hooves. Be the sole hero... all while also being the product of those I hate the most.

What I was least expecting was lying in front of me, full-speed to the end of the tunnel.

Editing help: sevenofeleven.