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MLP/Gravity Falls/Star Wars Fan. My prof pic is Equity Equilibrium my OC (EQ)'s cuite mark. (google the name; meaning Fairness and Balance) God of Galaxies, Universes and Dimensions in my fics.

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‘Nothing acts that cute without some ulterior motive.’ — Lord Nibbler of the Nibblonians.

Dinky Doo melts ponies hearts and hugs everything wherever she goes. Normally this is limited to scamming sweets from adults and convincing ponies to lose at battleclouds, but It’s only a matter of time before she uses her adorableness to achieve her true destiny: Enslaving Equestria to fulfill her every desire.

By mere chance, Octavia has resisted the filly’s siren song. Together with her old friend Vinyl, they must survive as the only sane ponies in a world gone mad.


Prereaders Include: Chengar Qordath, Luminary, Ponibus, and Web of Hope
Cover Art acquired from Flausch-Katzerl's 'Fitting In'
While peripherally related to the Winningverse, and part of their AU month, this is primarily a standalone story. All you need to know is that Dinky is cute like a baby harp seal.


I'm also pleased to say that this story has been approved by Twilight's Library. I'm quite proud of that.

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Princess Luna heard the stories of the lands beyond the mirror. The Oracle of the Setting Sun, traveler of this fabled other world, returned with tales of marvels the likes of which Equestria has never seen. Automatic carriages with the strength of four hundred horses. Metal birds that prowl the skies, swooping in and ambushing their victims with paparazzi photoshoots. Butter substitutes beyond belief.

One legend stood stood above the rest. A forbidden place that holds a power greater than any known to humankind, zealously guarded by a stoic warrior-scholar. Many students have braved her wrath, yet none have returned, banished into a hellish limbo where they remain trapped until long after the final bell tolls.

But Princess Luna is no mere student. She will not fail as have so many others. She will travel to this 'Canterlot High School,' uncover the mysteries that lie within, and claim for herself the infinite power of...

...the Faculty Parking Lot!

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Not all unicorns are princesses of friendship, and this newcomer unicorn is certainly not. Still, Celestia feels it is her duty to be welcoming, patient, and gracious to Equestria's most recent guest.
...it doesn't last long.

Warning: Contrains swearing and ooc Celestia. Crossover with a character from Gravity Falls.

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When a science teacher calls in sick, En Sabah Nur—also known as Apocalypse—is called in to be a substitute teacher at Canterlot High-school.

Nobody is prepared for his class.

Crossover with X-Men.

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When MLP meets Marvel Stan Lee there is no guarantee that the world will ever be the same again. Once this is all said and done, will there be a world at all?
Watch the events unfurl by the pencil of the manic Stan, and decide for yourself if you'll change your mind about never watching a DC movie again.
On the other hoof, if all goes well, perhaps other stories of this universe will meet the same fate.
Who knows? All that matters now is the aftermath before you. Lives are going to be changed.

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Celestia's personal dungeon. A thing of mystery. A thing of terror.

So just what does it take to get banished to such a deep, dark, horrific place?

Not much, actually.

Artwork by EvilbobO. Formatting assistance by ChappedPenguinLips, aka, The Best.

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Every week, in secrecy, Scootaloo goes to her parent's house. She's afraid of other ponies finding out because her parents are rather... strange. But maybe things aren't as they seem, as her parents are about to tell her something that can turn her entire world upside down...

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Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

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A blue box has fallen out of the sky, and crashed right into Twilight's Library! A strange brown stallion, calling himself the Doctor stumbles out. Soon after, strange stone Pegasus are everywhere, one of resident weather ponies has vanished, and Twilight is tossed in the middle! The Doctor and Twilight have to find out what's going on, before it's too late!

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It's Celestia's birthday, and Luna has planned something special for her sister. A birthday worth one thousand years isn't that bad, right?

Celestia wished it wasn't like that. . .

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