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Just your average guy, blundering his way through life, questioning the mysteries of the universe, reading fiction and writing fiction. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

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The idea was brought up in a forum I frequent that maybe Blueblood wasn't interested in Rarity for a reason. Nothing new, I know, but it made for amusing enough brain food that it kinda spiraled out of control, getting long enough to be it's own story, not just a silly little scene by itself.

This is the result, enjoy!

Also: on a hopefully-not-breaking-any-rules issue, I googled the cover image, saved it, copied and pasted it here. Someone please let me know if that's not allowed or something.

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During her studies in the Canterlot archives, Twilight Sparkle makes a startling discovery - Star Swirl the Bearded, the most famous unicorn in Equestrian history, had a son! Tracing the family line down the centuries, Twilight is ecstatic to discover a direct descendant of Star Swirl is still living today. She sets out to meet this "Beatrix Lulamoon", who surely is a great and powerful unicorn worthy of her heritage with a wealth of ancestral knowledge to share... isn't she?

Dramatic reading by Goombasa - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bECfAkLDoSM

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When Applejack asked Fluttershy to help out with an animal problem on Sweet Apple Acres, she had NOT expected to be faced with an animal so big.

And red.

And energetic.

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Sometimes I just hated going to school with all of those stupid foals. None of them were as pretty or awesome as I was back then. They all thought that I was really mean to them, but what did they know?

At least, that's what I thought at the time. One day I had to have a talk with Ms. Cheerilee about it, and I didn't like what she had to say...

Find this story and more in a print copy! Just click these words here!

Now with a dramatic reading!

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Suri Polomare had every reason to be confident. A little theft here, a little deception there, and Fashion Week was as good as hers.


Too bad she didn't think about the long-pressured conscience of a certain timid assistant.

Inspired by the artwork of muffinshire.

Edit: So I've been told this story was featured. That's fantastic and I love you all for it. For srs.

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Trixie lost her magic duel against Twilight and is on the run again, unsure of what to do from now on.

Twilight sees hope for the showmare and wants to help Trixie in regaining her self-esteem.

This is my contest entry for the Everfree NW 2014 Pre-Con Contest.

The story happens just after the episode Magic Duel.

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The Discord Association for the Reformation of Villains, Evil Doers, Rivals and Ne’er Do Wells is a support group founded by the God of Strife himself to help former criminals, monsters, enemies of Equestria, and general enemies of the peace reform and reintegrate into society. They haven't been around for long, but there are high hopes for the project.

Twilight Sparkle has been asked to attend, and she has no idea why.

Written for and Honorable Mentioned in the EFNW Fanfiction Contest

Edited and Preread by the Estimable SoloBrony, Pwnego, and The Wizard of Words.

(I wanted to add a Sad tag but apparently wistful or sad comedies are just not things that exist on Fimfiction, so be warned.)

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It has been several months since Blueblood's father was arrested. Now, Blueblood has to deal with his broken family, trying to pick up the pieces. Now, Blueblood hopes to start on the path to make amends for what trouble he caused. It won't be easy...but one can always...hope.

(New Cover Art by gent777)

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Lightning Dust blew it. Everything she had worked for, hoped for, bled for: gone. All in a moment of blind bravado that nearly ended up harming innocents. With that weighing on her mind, Lightning Dust seeks to lighten the weight on her shoulders.

She loves to fly, foals need to learn to fly, so what's the harm in teaching the fillies and colts to share the skies?

Dedicated to IJAB, who drew this art piece for me many a moon ago.
Editors: Draconian Soul and SpaceCommie. Really nice guys, but brutal. Talk about tough love. Now go give them some!
Preread by RainbowBob. The Spongebob to my Patrick.

EVNW contest submission.

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When a young Diamond Tiara gets lost in the Everfree Forest, she meets the most terrifying creature that inhabits the haunted trees; a lone Timberwolf.


Now with a live reading! The catch is you gotta scroll down to find it.

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